From: Travis
Subject: Cabbie And The Nun
Date: Saturday, October 11, 2008,
*Subject:* Cabbie And The Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies, 'I have a question to ask you
but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me*.* When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that.... #1, you
have to be single and.... #2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK,' the Nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The Nun fulfills his
fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the Nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me, Sister, ...but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess.
I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The Nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party.'
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