This has been circling the web for awhile, and I think this message has even
been posted here before. If so, then I apologize, but there are some thought
provoking issues raised in this missve, and it should make anyone who is not
a Moonbat stop and think:

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My friends I have finally seen the light and the error in my thinking.





I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language
in America.



I'm voting Democrat because it's better to turn corn into fuel than it is to
eat.



I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow
drilling for oil off the coasts of America.



I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of
spending my money than I could.



I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know
the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think
we're a good and decent country.



I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will
rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear
in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate
my tires to proper levels.



I'm voting Democrat because it's all right to kill millions of babies as long
a s we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.



I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be
allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest
to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can

redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.



I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them,
are the cause of crimes and killings.



I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family
or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I
can with a gun in my hand.



I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas are
obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just
fine.



I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should
rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element tha t
could never get their agenda past voters.



I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not sucking
up resources through government aid, hospital services, education, or social
services, but are just people trying to make a

better life by coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that,
can we?



I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so
I've decided
to marry my horse.



Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?

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