Subject: How God Created Texans *How God created Texans*
*When God created the world for human kind to prosper & multiply,* *He decided to give each group two (2) virtues.* *As an example, He made the Japanese patient & hardworking, He made the Germans tenacious & studious, He made the Americans organized & pragmatic, And so on. When GOD considered Texans, He told the record-keeping angel, "Texans are going to be intelligent, honest, & democrats." When GOD finished creating the world, the angel noticed that GOD had given every group two (2) virtues except the Texans, who had received three. The angel thought that this would give the Texans an unfair advantage* *over the other groups of human beings. He pointed this out to GOD. GOD said, "Oh, my goodness, you are certainly right, but since virtues given by GOD cannot be changed, We shall do the following: From now on Texans will keep three (3) virtues, however, they can only use two (2) at a time." This dictum explains why: **A Texan, who is a democrat & honest, cannot be intelligent* *. **One, who is intelligent & democrat, cannot be honest.* *AND ONE WHO IS INTELLIGENT & HONEST, CAN NEVER BE A DEMOCRAT!!!* *This explains clearly why most Texans are REPUBLICANS* __._,_.___ __,_._,___ -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
