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A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend who is ahead by a couple
of strokes.
"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a sinister looking stranger walks up beside the golfer and
whispers, "To sink this putt, would you be willing to give up one-fourth of
your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer
casually says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.
Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to
get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth
giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay."
And he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.
Before he has a chance to say a wish out loud, the stranger whispers in the
golfer's ear, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your
sex life?"
"Definitely," the golfer replies.
He makes the eagle and wins the match.
As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside
him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know
who I am. You see, I'm Satan, and from this day forward you will have no
sex life."
"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies. "I'm Father O'Malley."
H/t FOTM's Wild Bill Alaska
*~Eowyn*
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