Dr. Eowyn posted: "Hey, ABCNews! You forgot this other accomplishment of
FLPOS: Expose your camel toe and sausage thighs at the Kid's Choice Award!
FLPOS Mooch turned 50 last Friday, Jan. 17, 2014. In honor of her birthday,
ABCNews published an essay "50 Ways to Celebra" Respond to this post by
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<http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/> Oops! ABC exposes
Michelle O’s lack of
accomplishments<http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2014/01/21/oops-abc-exposes-michelle-os-lack-of-accomplishments/>
by
Dr. Eowyn <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/>
[image: Michelle Kid's choice award
3_31_12]<http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/michelle-kids-choice-award-3_31_12.jpg>*Hey,
ABCNews! You forgot this other accomplishment of FLPOS: Expose your camel
toe and sausage thighs at the Kid's Choice Award
<http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2012/04/01/what-the-first-lady-wore-last-night/>!*
FLPOS Mooch turned 50 last Friday, Jan. 17, 2014.
In honor of her birthday, ABCNews published an essay "50 Ways to Celebrate
Michelle Obama's
Birthday<http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/01/50-ways-to-celebrate-michelle-obamas-birthday/>
."
I refused to read it, thinking it was ABCNews being slavishly obsequious to
the FLPOS.
But Brian Anderson of
Downtrend.com<http://downtrend.com/71superb/abc-proves-michelle-obama-is-superficial-and-devoid-of-accomplishment/>has
a different, very interesting, and I believe, the right take on the
article:
*"The list of 50 Ways To Celebrate Michele Obama’s Birthday
<http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/01/50-ways-to-celebrate-michelle-obamas-birthday/>
is supposed to be a loving tribute, but it shows how truly unimportant
Barack’s 'trophy wife' has been. *
*The list tries really hard to note all of Michelle’s accomplishments, but
the best it can come up with is drinking more water and forcing school
children to eat food they describe as 'barf.' Other important things the
First Lady has done include shopping and taking vacations. She really
hasn’t established herself as a woman of the people."*
Take a look at ABC's "50 ways" and see if you agree with Anderson. *The
words between brackets [] in teal italics are mine.*
1. Dance to Beyonce
2. Eat your vegetables
3. Move into a massive new house with your family and invite your mother
to move in too *[at the expense of beleaguered U.S. taxpayers]*
4. Work out yours arms
5. Make the cover of Vogue
6. Call the president, “Barack”
7. Plant a garden
8. Buy a Jason Wu dress
9. Drink lots of water
10. Get bangs
11. Shop at J. Crew
12. Play with Portuguese Water Dogs
13. Grab a burger at Five Guys
14. Lend a hand at a homeless shelter or food pantry
15. Laugh out loud
16. Watch Spike Lee’s “Do The Right Thing” on your first date with your
future husband
17. Root for Oregon State basketball
18. Hang out with your friend, Oprah
19. Cook up a storm on “Good Morning America”
20. Shop at Target
21. Work on your Pinboard <https://www.pinterest.com/michelleobama/>
22. Take a jog on the White House lawn
23. Roll your eyes at House Speaker John Boehner or the Danish prime
minister* [Conduct that's rude and unseemly for the First Lady of the
United States]*
24. Buy your own bee hive
25. Visit “Sesame Street” <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea9QzyOFRm0>
26. Do jumping
jacks<http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-8-best-pictures-of-michelle-obama-doing-jumpin>
27. Challenge Desmond Tutu to a pushup
contest<http://www.buzzfeed.com/fjelstud/michelle-obama-and-desmond-tutu-doing-push-ups>
28. Surprise some unsuspecting tourists at the White House.
29. Give Britain’s Prince Harry a brown leather flying
jacket<http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2014/01/michelle-obama-gave-prince-harry-a-jacket-australia-gave-him-a-flask/>
30. Promote college
accessibility<http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/01/michelle-obama-reveals-her-defining-issue-of-remaining-wh-years/>
31. Watch “Modern Family”
32. Hug, kiss and fist bump the President of the United States
33. Shop at Target with sunglasses on
34. Graduate from both Princeton and Harvard *[but **surrendered her law
license
<http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2010/09/16/illinois-supreme-court-coverup-for-obamas/>**
by
court order]*
35. Thank a veteran
36. Eat a lower calorie, lower sodium meal at the Olive Garden
37. Do push ups to show up Ellen DeGeneres
38. Make your husband stop smoking
39. Allow him to chew Nicorette indefinitely
40. Do the Dougie (with Jimmy Fallon)
41. Travel the world on Air Force One *[at the expense of beleaguered
U.S. taxpayers]*
42. Promote a healthy living rap album
43. Dine at Spiagga in Chicago
44. Give a speech at the Democratic National Convention
45. Say “never say never” to botox
46. Hang out in Hawaii for an extra
week<http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/01/michelle-obama-reportedly-vacationing-with-oprah-winfrey-at-maui-estate/>as
an early birthday gift *[and
at the expense of beleaguered U.S. taxpayers]*
47. Host the most popular boy band in the world at your daughters’ first
party in their new home
48. Put a heckler in his place
49. Let your husband plan your 50th birthday party *[at the expense of
beleaguered U.S. taxpayers]*
50. Just keep on dancing…
Anderson continues:
*"Wow, those seem like the accomplishments of Paris Hilton or maybe a
Kardashian, not the Ivy League educated First Lady of the United States.
She really comes off as a Marie Antoinette-type character that frivolously
spends as the people suffer under the 'King’s' iron rule. Instead of 'let
them eat cake' she says, 'make them eat vegetables.'*
*I will be thankful when her birthday is over and the media stops flashing
pictures of her all over the news. Her shallowness is annoying and I find
her really hard to look at. Man, is she one gigantic unattractive woman."*
Anderson has his own list of 10 ways we can celebrate Mooch's 50th
birthday. I especially like these 3:
1. *Hang out with your friend that hates Oprah*
2. *Roll your eyes at every liberal/progressive/socialist you can find*
3. *Just keep telling yourself, “It’s only three more years. Three more
years…”*
In publishing the "50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama's 50th
Birthday," ABCNews no doubt was being obsequious but, alas, inadvertently
succeeded in broadcasting just how unaccomplished Mooch is.
Too funny.
You just can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
*~Eowyn*
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