Except none of those are funny Plain Ol'......
On Mon, Jan 27, 2014 at 1:22 PM, plainolamerican <[email protected]>wrote: > Hard to fathom how you get "Hate" out of anything that Foxworthy has ever > said publicly or in print..... > --- > if Foxworthy really said these things then he suffers from islamaphobia > and promotes the hate. > > If Foxworthy were Jewish, he could do a similar shtick based on the > refrain (all together now) "then you just might be an assimilated Jewish > liberal." It would go something like this: > > 1. If you spend more time worrying about whales and dolphins than about > Jews, then you just might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 2. If you think that the essence of Jewish ethics is supporting the > political agenda of the left wing of the Democratic Party, then you just > might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 3. If you think Michael Lerner and Arthur Woodstock of Tikkun magazine are > really sensitive or deep thinkers, then you just might be an assimilated > Jewish liberal. > 4. If you think the highest priority for your 'Temple' is to have a good > recycling program, then you just might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 5. If you think Clinton was the most pro-Israel president ever, then you > just might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 6. If you think that American pressure on Israel to make peace is > necessary and valuable, then you just might be an assimilated Jewish > liberal. > 7. If you think Jews should support affirmative action programs, even > though they discriminate against Jews, then you just might be an > assimilated Jewish liberal. > 8. If you disapprove of the Rev. Al Sharpton but think he has a good point > about Jews being racists, then you just might be an assimilated Jewish > liberal. > 9. If you oppose voucher programs for schools and school choice, then you > just might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 10. If you think Anthony Lewis and Leonard Fein make a lot of good points, > then you just might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 11. If you approve of the Religious Action Center of the Reform synagogue > movement, then you just might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 12. If you do not understand why America still needs a strong military, > then you just might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 13. If you still believe the US should have just let sanctions work in > Iraq, then you just might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 14. If you still think Nelson Mandela is a hero, then you just might be an > assimilated Jewish liberal. > 15. If there?s even the slightest possibility you might vote for Jesse > Jackson for any public office, you just might be an assimilated Jewish > liberal. > 16. If you like to complain about how tough people have it in America, > then you just might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 17. If you send your kids to a Quaker day school, then you just might be > an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 18. If you think all that talk about political correctness suppressing > free expression is a myth, then you just might be an assimilated Jewish > liberal. > 19. If you seriously doubt that the media are dominated by liberals, then > you just might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 20. If you donate to the New Israel Fund, then you just might be an > assimilated Jewish liberal. > 21. If you think the courts and police are riddled with institutional > racism, then you just might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 22. If you think Jews should practice zero-population growth because the > world is so crowded, then you just might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 23. If you think the Israeli settlements are the main obstacle to peace, > then you just might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. 24. If you think that > Oslo was basically a sound idea that was applied incorrectly, then you just > might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > 25. If you think Shimon Peres is basically a decent guy with the right > agenda, then you just might be an assimilated Jewish liberal. > > On Monday, January 27, 2014 12:09:23 PM UTC-6, KeithInTampa wrote: > >> Hard to fathom how you get "Hate" out of anything that Foxworthy has ever >> said publicly or in print.....Again, you need to do a litte self >> evaluation there Plain Ol! >> >> >> >> On Mon, Jan 27, 2014 at 12:40 PM, plainolamerican >> <[email protected]>wrote: >> >>> unlike Foxworthy ... there's no hate coming from me. >>> He can hate all the muzzies he wants. >>> It's not an American concern. >>> >>> >>> On Monday, January 27, 2014 10:24:07 AM UTC-6, KeithInTampa wrote: >>> >>>> Jeff Foxworthy is a rabid version of a Jew, because he dared make a >>>> joke about Muslims? >>>> >>>> How sad for you Plain Ol'......You now exhibit those same >>>> characteristics of those far left extremists who are consumed by >>>> hate....... >>>> >>>> >>>> On Mon, Jan 27, 2014 at 10:49 AM, plainolamerican <[email protected] >>>> > wrote: >>>> >>>>> Foxworthy is a xian version of rabid zionist Pam Gellar. >>>>> >>>>> On Monday, January 27, 2014 8:32:55 AM UTC-6, Travis wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> This is straight forward country thinking... >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: >>>>>> 1. You grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a >>>>>> moral objection to liquor. >>>>>> You may be a Muslim >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, >>>>>> but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim >>>>>> >>>>>> 3. You have more wives than teeth. >>>>>> You may be a Muslim >>>>>> >>>>>> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and >>>>>> pork unclean. >>>>>> You may be a Muslim >>>>>> >>>>>> 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. >>>>>> You may be a Muslim >>>>>> >>>>>> 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. >>>>>> You may be a Muslim >>>>>> >>>>>> 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives >>>>>> in your clothing. >>>>>> You may be a Muslim >>>>>> >>>>>> 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than >>>>>> setting off roadside bombs. >>>>>> You may be a Muslim >>>>>> >>>>>> 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at >>>>>> least four. >>>>>> You may be a Muslim >>>>>> >>>>>> 10. You find this offensive or racist and won't forward it. >>>>>> You probably are a Muslim >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> __._,_.___ >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> __,_._,___ >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> -- >>>>> -- >>>>> Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. >>>>> For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum >>>>> >>>>> * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ >>>>> * It's active and moderated. 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