Steve posted: " Most of my generation were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways.
1.. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to
kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2.. My mother
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Most of my generation were *HOME SCHOOLED* in many ways.
1.. My mother taught me *TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE*
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2.. My mother taught me *RELIGION*
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3.. My father taught me about* TIME TRAVEL*
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
week!"
4.. My father taught me *LOGIC*
"Because I said so, that's why."
5.. My mother taught me *MORE LOGIC*
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6.. My mother taught me *FORESIGHT* .
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7.. My father taught me *IRONY*
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8.. My mother taught me about the science of *OSMOSIS*
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9.. My mother taught me about *CONTORTIONISM*
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about* STAMINA*
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about *WEATHER*
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about *HYPOCRISY*
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My father taught me the *CIRCLE OF LIFE*
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it."
14.. My mother taught me about* BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION*
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about* ENVY*
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have
wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about *ANTICIPATION*
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about* RECEIVING*
"You are going to get it from your father when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me* MEDICAL SCIENCE*
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that
way."
19. My mother taught me *ESP*
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My father taught me *HUMOR*
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me *HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT*
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me *GENETICS*
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my *ROOTS*
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me *WISDOM*
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.
25. My father taught me about *JUSTICE*
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you !"
*******************************
Quote of the day: "Faith is not about everything turning out ok. It's
about being ok, no matter how things turn out."
~Steve~ * H/T Hujonwi*
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