From: *Travis*
Date: Fri, Oct 24, 2008
Subject: The HogWild Drinking Game for the Presidential Debate!
*Obama vs. McCain*... Who should be President of the United States? The
idea of either one in office makes me need a drink! So it's time for YOU to
go HogWild and play along with the HogWild Drinking Game for the
Presidential Debate!
*- When Afghanistan is mentioned...* drink 1 Car Bomb!
*- When McCain manages to bring up how he was a Prisoner of War in
Vietnam... *
Grab your army-issue Colt 45... Malt Liquor!
*- When Obama uses the phrase "more of the same"... *Remember the last drink
you had? Drink "more of the same"!
*- For girls... When Sarah Palin is mentioned... *Wink at the TV and drink a
Shirley Temple like a good Hockey Mom!
*- For guys... When Sarah Palin is mentioned...* Lift two beers in the air
and shout, "Nice Cans!!!"
*- When one candidate claims the other will raise your taxes...* Pour out
25% of your beer and complain about it.
*- Take a gulp of your American beer when you hear any of these phrases:*
change
maverick
fundamental
experience
my friends
surge
victory
the American people
You must also take a sip if somebody stutters, fake-laughs, or mentions some
dollar figure in the billions or trillions.
*- When McCain says in Iraq we can't "retreat" or "give up"... *Take a sip
of French wine
*- When either candidate sheds a tear...* Drink an O'Douls! Because fake
politician tears deserve fake beers!
*- When someone says we need to "fix" the economy... *Drink a Screwdriver!
*- When someone talks about jobs going overseas...* sip your Chinese
Tsingtao Beer
*- When someone mentions Iraq...* Pop Champagne and sarcastically declare,
"Mission Accomplished!"
*- When someone mentions Wall Street or Main Street...* Act like YOU are on
the street and drink your beer out of a paper bag.
*- When either candidate says the word "nuclear"... *drink a Jägerbomb.
*- When someone mentions the auto industry... *drink a Japanese sake.
*- When anyone mentions the host site of the debate, Hofstra
University... *drink
a Long Island Iced Tea.
*- When anyone says "right to choose" or the word "abortion"...* Drink 1
Bloody Mary. *Awwww! *HA HA HA!
*- Anyone says "our allies"... *Take a swig of Old English.
*- Someone talks about "sealing our borders" or illegal immigrants...*Tequila!
*- McCain mentions Ronald Reagan... *Let your beer "trickle-down" your
throat
*- Obama mentions Bill Clinton...* Do Jell-o Shots off a girl!
*- When someone is clearly lying or backtracking...* Drink a vodka with
plenty of Red BULL!
*- When someone mentions "the economy" be sure YOU are the like the economy
-- **fucked up! *
Or, if you're driving home and can't get too drunk... then be like the
economy and go into the shitter.
**** This Drinking Game is OVER if *any of the 3 following super-unlikely
events actually happen:
1- McCain accidentally lets an old-man-fart slip out.
2 - Obama suggests that if elected he will "paint the White House black"
then he proceeds to pump his fist in the air while woofing like a dog in the
style of early 1990's talk show host Arsenio Hall.
3 - Either McCain or Obama give a honestly workable solution to any real
problem facing the American people.
*And Finally *to REALLY end this Drinking Game...
- If either candidate mentions President Bush... Since he's on the way out
and has left a bad taste in everyone's mouth -- go ahead and... PUKE!
[image: the fonz]
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