A jewish man picked up the phone and call his mother. When a voice answered, he asked, "Mother, how are you?"
"Fine." "Oops, I have the wrong number." Q: What does it take for a Jewish mother to change a light bulb? A: Never mind, I’ll sit in the dark. Q: What does it take for a Talmudic Jew to change a light bulb A: First you’ll have to tell me why changing a light bulb is good for the Jews. Q How many solidarity Jews does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they will plea George Soros’ Open Society Institute to pay an Electronic Palestinian to denounce the old one and endorse the new one. On Wednesday, June 18, 2014 1:42:32 PM UTC-5, Travis wrote: > > > > > > > > By flasawdust <http://therionorteline.com/author/flasawdust/> July 29, > 2012 <http://therionorteline.com/2012/07/29/mother-of-all-jihadist-jokes/> > > > *Mother of all Jihadist Jokes…* > > > > > > > > > > > > > *Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of > tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the two pulls a small > folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start > reminiscing. ”This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years > old now.””Yes, I remember him as a baby.” says the other mother cheerfully. > “He’s a martyr now though.” the mother confides. “Oh, so sad dear…” says > the other. ”And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.” ”Oh, > I remember him,” says the other happily, ”he had such curly hair when he > was born.” ”He’s a martyr too…” says the mother quietly. ”Oh, gracious me…” > says the other. ”And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He > would have been 18”, she whispers. “Yes,” says the friend enthusiastically, > ”I remember when he first started school…” ”He’s a martyr also,” says the > mother, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second > Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the > right words, says . . . * > *“They blow up so fast, don’t they?”* > > > > > __._,_.___ > ------------------------------ > > ------------------------------ > > __,_._,___ > > > -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
