Here are the top grossest Halloween candies !
10. Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans[image: bertie botts beans flavors1]
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If you’re a true Muggle, you might not have any idea what these special
jellybeans are all about. But true devotees of the world of Harry Potter
are quite familiar with Bertie Botts and her confectionary concoctions.
Borrowing a page from the best-selling novels and popular film franchise,
this collection of jelly beans come in such delightful flavors as dirt, ear
wax, rotten egg, soap and vomit. There are some regular good tasting
jellybeans in each batch but buyer beware
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9. Sour Flush Toilet Candy[image: sour flush candy]
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It’s a toilet full of sugar
<http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-international-desserts.php>! It’s a plunger
lollipop! It’s both! Sour Flush Toilet Candy is shaped like an actual tiny
toilet. You flip the lid and dip in one of your flavored lollipop plungers
and, “*Voila!”-* you’ve got a tasty treat simulating the unclogging of your
toilet. Insert your own joke here.
8. Crime Scene Candy Tubes[image: crime scene candy tube1]
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Nothing says Halloween like a good old-fashioned crime scene
<http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-international-desserts.php>. Now the kiddies
can get in on all the CSI fun with their own edible Crime Scene Candy Tube.
Each tube is filled with drinkable goodness in three flavors: Blood, Urine
and Saliva. Yes, that’s Blood, Urine and Saliva (or cherry, lemonade and
apple if you’re being picky).
7. Box of Boogers[image: box of boogers]
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Full disclosure: you won’t really know you’re eating simulated boogers
unless you have the actual Box of Boogers handy. Each individual booger
looks like it could really be a typical piece of gummy green or yellow
candy. But thanks to the packaging that proudly proclaims “Tangy gummy
boogies that look and feel real” you won’t soon forget what you’re supposed
to be chewing on.
6. Scorpion Suckers and Chocolate Covered Bugs[image: scorpion suckers]
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Wasn’t there always a kid in every neighborhood who would eat a bug for a
nickel? Now everyone can get into that act with these actual ants, crickets
dipped in chocolate or scorpions encased in lollipop candy. They are
completely edible and taste great, so the reviews say. Fear Factor candy
anyone?
5: Nose Hose[image: nose hose]
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You know you’re in for a tasty treat with a candy slogan that is “It’s
*snot* what you think!” The Nose Hose works on the simple principle of
strapping a big plastic nose on your face
<http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-mustaches.php> then having a tube run
through to drip sweet tasting liquid onto your waiting tongue. Fun for the
whole family.
4. Ear Wax Candy[image: ear wax candy]
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Keeping with the “what can we eat from our head” theme, Ear Wax Candy is
perfect for when you’ve got a craving to eat some ear wax
<http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-weird-health-therapies.php> but don’t really
want to eat actual ear wax. You get a big plastic ear with a handy ear drum
snap lid. Inside the ear canal is a fruity-jelly like substance that
approximates ear wax. You dip in your plastic swab, scoop out some ear goop
and lick away.
3. Zit Poppers[image: zit poppers candy]
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How devastating was it to discover a pimple on the eve of the big dance? Or
to have your graduation photo ruined because of an errant blemish. Ahh, to
be young again with a face full of acne. Now you can relive all those
wonderful moments of teenage angst with Zip Poppers. Imagine gummi candies
shaped like huge pimples
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gooey jelly that you squeeze or pop out to taste. Available in strawberry
and watermelon just like regular acne.
2. Chocka Ca-Ca[image: chocka ca ca]
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As the name implies, Chock Ca-Ca are bite size pieces of chocolate shaped
to look just like what babies leave behind in their diapers
<http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-chocolate-destinations.php>. And if you need
more convincing, each piece of Chock Ca-Ca actually comes wrapped in their
own diaper. This unique treat comes in blue for boys and pink for girls
packaging. Won’t it be fun to bring this gift at your next baby shower?
Chances are you’ll never be invited to another baby shower. Mission
accomplished. (Image: itsstupid.Com <http://www.stupid.com/fun/CACA.html>.)
1. Lick Your Wounds Candy[image: lick your wounds candy]
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Have you ever found yourself wearing a Band-Aid and wishing you could pull
it off and lick a piece of candy underneath? Well, now you can with these
delightful candy scabs. Underneath the pad of a typical Band-Aid is a
lollipop-style hard candy that you can take a few licks of and then
replace. S-w-e-e-e-e-e-e-t. Just be on the lookout for skin hair.
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