Subject: Brain Transplant
In the hospital where a family member lay gravely ill, the relatives were
gathered in the waiting room.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried
faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only
hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
brain." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a time, someone asked, "How much will a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a
Republican's brain."
The moment turned awkward.
Some of the family Democrats actually had to try not to smile, avoiding eye
contact with the Republican family members.
A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question
everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the Democrat's brain so much more than a
Republican's brain?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and
explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We
have to price the Republican's brains a lot lower because they're USED."
SEND THIS TO A SMART Republican WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO ANY Democrat
WHOM YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! (I personally don't know any!)
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the
Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American
Indian."
Henry Ford Jr.
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