On Friday, February 27, 2015 at 11:57:47 AM UTC-6, Travis wrote: > > > > Dr. Eowyn posted: " BREAKING NEWS!!! Wash. DC - Over the past year a > rash of news stories surfaced speculating whether gold-medal winning > Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner, 65, is undergoing a gender transition from > male to female. Though Jenner has yet to publicly confirm " Respond to > this post by replying above this line > > New post on *Fellowship of the Minds* > <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/> Friday Funny: What’ll > happen to Bruce Jenner’s balls? > <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/02/27/friday-funny-whatll-happen-to-bruce-jenners-balls/> > by > Dr. Eowyn <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/> > > [image: 1978 Sports Celebrities Awards Party] > <https://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/bruce-jenner-before-after.jpg> > BREAKING NEWS!!! > > Wash. DC - Over the past year a rash of news stories surfaced speculating > whether gold-medal winning Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner > <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/02/05/when-did-transgenders-become-in-vogue/>, > > 65, is undergoing a gender transition from male to female. Though Jenner > has yet to publicly confirm the story, members of his extended family, > including the Kardashian clan, have recently approached various news > outlets confirming Jenner's intention. > > Now it appears a number of world leaders have picked up on the story and > are wondering aloud "What will happen to Jenner's balls if he completes the > transition?" > > Sources this week quoted Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu as > suggesting it would be a monumental step if Jenner were to donate his balls > to U.S. President Barack Obama. Netanyahu said, "Everyone knows Obama has > no balls and it would be damn nice if he suddenly had Olympic sized balls. > It would be a huge step forward for world peace. ” > > German Chancellor Angela Merkel remarked, " I don't even have any balls, > but everyone tells me I have a bigger set than Obama. I think it would be a > great idea.” > > On the other hand, Russian President Vladimir Putin joined Syrian > President Bashar Assad in proclaiming that Obama's lack of balls has > finally enabled a number of regimes worldwide a fair chance to consolidate > their power. Putin, on a shirtless fly fishing expedition in Kamchatka, > said, "The days of U.S. Presidents with big balls like Reagan are over. Now > it's our turn." > > Iranian President Hassan Rouhani remarked earlier in the week that "It's > been great the last six years. It's like playing soccer against the U.S. > with no goalie in their net. ” > > While world leaders debate the issue, closer to home New England Patriots > coach Bill Belichick and Super Bowl MVP quarterback Tom Brady stepped > forward to say they would each donate one ball to the President if Jenner > does not come through. Belichick, however, cautioned that "The President > would have to understand, our balls would be underinflated, but still > probably an improvement over the pair he has." > > H/t FOTM's maziel > > *~Eowyn* > *Dr. Eowyn <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/>* | February > 27, 2015 at 9:51 am | Categories: Humor > <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/?cat=376>, Obama > <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/?cat=376320> | URL: > http://wp.me/pKuKY-tLW > > Comment > <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/02/27/friday-funny-whatll-happen-to-bruce-jenners-balls/#respond> > > See all comments > <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/02/27/friday-funny-whatll-happen-to-bruce-jenners-balls/#comments> > > > Unsubscribe > <https://subscribe.wordpress.com/?key=eaced905935c28c895fe4e47a2730614&email=bovinescatologists%40gmail.com&b=%3FLQeG7ySwLoWP1z%5BLwi%2BhEdP_I%2BJugaRpNUu%7C%3DHdgF53Sj7H6l> > > to no longer receive posts from Fellowship of the Minds. > Change your email settings at Manage Subscriptions > <https://subscribe.wordpress.com/?key=eaced905935c28c895fe4e47a2730614&email=bovinescatologists%40gmail.com>. > > > > *Trouble clicking?* Copy and paste this URL into your browser: > > http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/02/27/friday-funny-whatll-happen-to-bruce-jenners-balls/ > > > Thanks for flying with WordPress.com <http://wordpress.com> > > >
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