[image: CAP News] ISIS Draws Beards, Mustaches On American Currency MOSUL (CAP) - A new series of videos has surfaced online showing members of the terror group ISIS scribbling facial hair on various denominations of U.S. paper currency. The White House called it "a heinous act" that will not go unpunished.
"We have stood idly by while they have committed untold atrocities, but this - this will not be tolerated," said President Obama. "We will ask them to stop and if they don't, we will ask them again, but more firmly." world NEWS Obama Doesn't Rule Out Vacationing In Afghanistan <http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201412004> North Korea Fires A Couple Missiles For Attention <http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201410010> Obama To Launch Air Strikes Against Osiris, Anubis <http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201410002> Israel, Hamas Agree On Ceasefire For Potty Break <http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201407004> Obama To Send Kanye West To Iraq To Sort Things Out <http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201406004> This news comes on the heels of a video showing ISIS members destroying timeless artifacts and yelling in Arabic that "smashing things is fun." Experts question whether the terror group has "jumped the shark" and actually lost its edge. "For a group hell bent on beheading anything with a neck, this does seem kind of sophomoric," said independent terrorism consultant Omar McNalley. "Not to mention that their artistic skills need some work." The group's defacing efforts include goatees on Andrew Jackson, Groucho Marx glasses on Abraham Lincoln, and folding one dollar bills in such a way as to create a wrinkled phallic symbol out of George Washington. Congressional leaders agree that the time is right to take decisive political action. "If we could just locate these ISIS people, I would definitely vote to impose sanctions on them," said House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH). "If they just had a headquarters, or a listing in the Yellow Pages, or an org chart - *something* - this would be so much easier." If caught, the perpetrators could face up to six months in jail and a hefty fine. Lawmakers say while that may not deter terrorism completely, it does put a stake in the ground and "help protect the capitalism we hold dear." TODAY'S TOP STORIES Employers Back Merit Based Contraception Coverage <http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201203009> Massachusetts Issues Lizza D Warning <http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201502001> Microsoft Unveils Long-Awaited eToilet <http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=200701013> Weapons-Grade Plutonium Price Hits All-Time High <http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=200701023> Scientists Discover Snow Turns Drivers Into Idiots <http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201110013> [image: Fake Advertisement] CAP NEWS TICKER Congress passes record 17 bills in one day as House and Senate enjoy a couple ounces of legalized pot before voting Experts question Brian Williams' claim that an IED blew off his limb while reporting in Afghanistan and that he sewed it back on during his return flight to the United States TO UNSUBSCRIBE, HIT REPLY AND ASK TO BE REMOVED FROM FUTURE MAILINGS. -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
