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DCG posted: " DailyMail: Designers are always looking for ways to make
clothes as functional as possible, but one company may have taken it a step
too far with a bizarre new idea. A new range of jeans that come with hidden
zips in the front pocket to grant easy acc" Respond to this post by
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<http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/dcgere/> Bored at a meeting? Make
sure you wear your PlayPants!
<http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/03/21/bored-at-a-meeting-make-sure-you-wear-your-playpants/>
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DCG <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/dcgere/>
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DailyMail
<http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3002316/Is-worst-fashion-idea-Playpants-hidden-zips-pocket-grant-easy-access-private-parts-sale-crowd-funding-success.html>:
Designers are always looking for ways to make clothes as functional as
possible, but one company may have taken it a step too far with a bizarre
new idea. A new range of jeans that come with hidden zips in the front
pocket to *grant easy access to your private parts *are to go on sale after
raising enough funds. PlayPants are described as 'exceptional quality jeans
with one magic feature - completely unzippable front pockets'.
The unusual jeans are the brainchild of Lithuanian designer Robert
Kalinkin, who put them on Kickstarter to raise £10,000 - and he was
successful. Writing about his creation on the site, Robert said: 'When not
in use, the pockets function just as any other pockets would - you can
safely store your belongings in them.'
He all lists all the reasons why he thinks you need PlayPants and when he
thinks they may come in use, which include: *itchy private parts in public,
a lonely single night at the cinema, a boring corporate meeting, and a dull
love life*.
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*The designers have installed two hidden zippers in the front pockets,
which they say can be comfortably unzipped with one hand.* 'And don't worry
- the zippers are safe and secure, so* your most precious possessions are
at no risk*,' they add.
PlayPants, which don't yet have a price, were created by Lithuanian
designer Robert Kalinkin, who has been running his namesake label for more
than three years.
[image: Serious about their jeans...]
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Serious about their jeans...
*While he understands that the jeans are 'fun', he also maintains that his
team take the process of making them very seriously.* 'Every pair of
PlayPants is hand-finished by experienced tailors at our in-house atelier,'
he explains.
'We have also done careful textile research and picked the highest quality
denim with just the right amount of elastane for ultimate comfort and
flexibility. The tailors are using extra-strength double stitching and
overlocking methods to make these jeans virtually indestructible.'
The quirky creations could be coming to a shop floor near you soon; Robert
managed to raise £10,000 from 68 backers who were obviously enthused by his
idea.
Speaking about the jeans, womenswear buyer, Becky Schneider, Accent
Clothing, said: “As denim experts, we are always keen to see new denim
styles/washes and features brought to the market. *PlayPants is an
interesting concept*, but we’re not entirely sure if these jeans will catch
on. We’ve learnt that denim enthusiasts are more concerned with the quality
of the denim – its strength, wash, fit, etc.
'The functionality of these jeans and their target market don’t suggest to
me that these jeans will be a must have for the fashion heads or denim
anoraks.'
Alrighty then...at least these jeans don't have a cutout exposing
your penis
<http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/01/23/new-menswear-is-a-dress-with-a-cutout-exposing-your-penis/>(that
might be a little awkward in a meeting).
DCG
*DCG <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/dcgere/>* | March 21, 2015 at
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