Dr. Eowyn posted: "Hillary Clinton was in Des Moines, Iowa, yesterday,
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speech of her 2016 presidential campaign. That evening, she and her driver
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<http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/> An Iowa farm story
<http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/06/15/an-iowa-farm-story/> by Dr.
Eowyn <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/>
Hillary Clinton was in Des Moines, Iowa, yesterday
<http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/clinton-fires-iowa-crowd-breaks-obama-trade>, where
she fired up a crowd of about 600 supporters with her first stump speech of
her 2016 presidential campaign.
That evening, she and her driver were cruising back along a country road
when an old cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.
The aged cow was struck and killed.
[image: dead cow]
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Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
what had happened. She instructed him to resist any request from the farmer
to pay for the animal, but if the farmer insists, Hillary said the driver
must pay, “you killed it, so if they have to have money, it will come out
of your pocket!”
Hillary stayed in the car making phone calls, while the driver went to the
farmhouse.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes
in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one
hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared
with lipstick.
"What happened to you?," asked Hillary.
With a blissful smile, the driver replied, "Well, the farmer gave me the
cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made
passionate love to me.”
"Why would they do that when you ran over and killed their cow?," Hillary
demanded.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary
Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so
fast, I couldn't stop it."
H/t FOTM's maziel
*~Éowyn*
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