*And God looked down and saw that it was good.* *---* *speculation noted.* *which god?*
On Wednesday, November 11, 2015 at 5:07:15 PM UTC-6, Bruce Majors wrote: > > > > > > *Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that > seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, > keys and other things thus doing more walking. * > > *And God looked down and saw that it was good.* > > *Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose > coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & > stretch. * > > *And God looked down and saw that it was good.* > > *Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would > have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus > providing more exercise. * > > *God looked down and saw that it was good.* > > *So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember > it’s God’s will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter > under your breath.* > > *Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older* > > *#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.* > > *#8 Life is sexually transmitted.* > > *#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.* > > *#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell > them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.* > > *#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to > use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.* > > *#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, > dying of nothing.* > > *#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention > to criticism.* > > *#2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world > is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.* > > *#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a > burning issue tomorrow.* > > > > *Don't ignore this message. This is your only warning.* > > __._,_.___ > ------------------------------ > Posted > ------------------------------ > Reply via web post > <https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/GayAndOver40/conversations/messages/60742;_ylc=X3oDMTJycDBya2loBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzExOTU1NjcxBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA4Mzc2NARtc2dJZAM2MDc0MgRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNycGx5BHN0aW1lAzE0NDcyNzA2Nzc-?act=reply&messageNum=60742> > > • Reply to sender • Reply to group • Start a New Topic > <https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/GayAndOver40/conversations/newtopic;_ylc=X3oDMTJmZ2I5b21oBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzExOTU1NjcxBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA4Mzc2NARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNudHBjBHN0aW1lAzE0NDcyNzA2Nzc-> > > • Messages in this topic > <https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/GayAndOver40/conversations/topics/60742;_ylc=X3oDMTM3YmExbW11BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzExOTU1NjcxBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA4Mzc2NARtc2dJZAM2MDc0MgRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawN2dHBjBHN0aW1lAzE0NDcyNzA2NzcEdHBjSWQDNjA3NDI-> > > Visit Your Group > <https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/GayAndOver40/info;_ylc=X3oDMTJmZnZodmVrBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzExOTU1NjcxBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA4Mzc2NARzZWMDdnRsBHNsawN2Z2hwBHN0aW1lAzE0NDcyNzA2Nzc-> > > > - New Photos > > <https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/GayAndOver40/photos/photostream;_ylc=X3oDMTJnMjRiamIxBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzExOTU1NjcxBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA4Mzc2NARzZWMDdnRsBHNsawN2cGhvdARzdGltZQMxNDQ3MjcwNjc3> > > 3 > > [image: Yahoo! Groups] > <https://groups.yahoo.com/neo;_ylc=X3oDMTJlZGRlN25uBF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzExOTU1NjcxBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA4Mzc2NARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNnZnAEc3RpbWUDMTQ0NzI3MDY3Nw--> > > • Privacy <https://info.yahoo.com/privacy/us/yahoo/groups/details.html> • > Unsubscribe • Terms of Use > <https://info.yahoo.com/legal/us/yahoo/utos/terms/> > > . > > __,_._,___ > > -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
