Dr. Eowyn posted: " If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 2. I went to a bookstore and asked the salesclerk, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If a deaf child signs swear words" Respond to this post by replying above this line New post on *Fellowship of the Minds* <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/> 27 whimsical questions to ask <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/12/07/27-whimsical-questions-to-ask/> by Dr. Eowyn <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/>
[image: Daffy Duck waiting] <https://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/daffy-duck-waiting.gif> 1. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 2. I went to a bookstore and asked the salesclerk, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 1. If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 3. Is there another word for "synonym"? 4. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? 5. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, or another endangered animal? 6. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 7. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 8. Why do they lock gas station toilets? Are they afraid someone will break in and clean them? 9. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless? 10. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? 11. If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 12. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 13. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs? 14. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 15. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? (This one took me a minute or half.) 16. How is it ever possible to have a civil war? 17. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 18. If you at both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? 19. If you tried to fail and succeed, did you fail or succeed? 20. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have "s" in it? 21. Why is it called "tourist season" if we can't shoot them? 22. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? 23. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God? 24. Why do shops have "Guide Dog Only" signs when dogs can't read and their owners are blind? And lastly, here's a conundrum: 1. What if there were no hypothetical questions? H/t *FOTM*'s truckjunkie *~Eowyn* *Dr. Eowyn <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/>* | December 7, 2015 at 5:00 am | Categories: Humor <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/?cat=376> | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-wNj Comment <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/12/07/27-whimsical-questions-to-ask/#respond> See all comments <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/12/07/27-whimsical-questions-to-ask/#comments> Unsubscribe <https://subscribe.wordpress.com/?key=9a7ed2eca0a37fc8484230edc68d3f28&email=bovinescatologists%40gmail.com&b=%3F%3F22jqJOSom5U516VdgXW_yFbG9cgW5GjoG6Eh6p%5Bt5AgwTlFP> to no longer receive posts from Fellowship of the Minds. Change your email settings at Manage Subscriptions <https://subscribe.wordpress.com/?key=9a7ed2eca0a37fc8484230edc68d3f28&email=bovinescatologists%40gmail.com>. *Trouble clicking?* Copy and paste this URL into your browser: http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/12/07/27-whimsical-questions-to-ask/ Thanks for flying with WordPress.com <http://wordpress.com> -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
