*An Old Farmer's Advice *
*Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.* *Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.* *Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.* *A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.* *Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.* *Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.* *Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.* *Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.* *It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge. * *You cannot unsay a cruel word.* *Every path has a few puddles.* *When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.* *The best sermons are lived, not preached.* *Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.* *Don’t judge folks by their relatives.* *Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.* *Live a good, honorable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time. * *Don‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.* *Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.* *If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.* *Sometimes you get, * * sometimes you get got.* *The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.* *Always drink upstream from the herd.* *Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.* *Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.* *If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.* *Live simply. Love generously. * * Care deeply. Speak kindly. * * Leave the rest to God.* *Don’t pick a fight with an old man. * *If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.* *Most times, it just gets down to common sense.* __._,_.___ ------------------------------ ------------------------------ __,_._,___ -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
