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BURNS, OREGON (The Borowitz Report 
<http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report>)—A majority of Oregonians 
favor building a twenty-foot wall along the border of their state to 
prevent angry white men from getting in, a poll released on Monday shows.

The survey indicates that Oregonians are fed up with irate male Caucasians 
pouring into their state and bringing with them guns, violence, and 
terrorism.

“This used to be such a nice state,” said Oregon State Senator Carol 
Foyler, a pro-wall lawmaker. “Since the angry white men came here, parts of 
it are unrecognizable.”

But even as support for the Oregon wall grows, critics of the proposal say 
that it does nothing to address the fact that there are already thousands 
of angry white men living in the state.

Those critics favor forcibly removing the angry white men through mass 
deportations and resettling them elsewhere, possibly in Texas.

While some argue that the deportation of angry white men would separate 
them from their families, others believe that their families would be 
O.K. with seeing them go.

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