*If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.* *Jay Leno*
*The problem with political jokes is they get elected.* *Henry Cate, VII* *We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.* *Aesop* *If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.* *Will Rogers* *Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.* *Nikita Khrushchev* *When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.* *Clarence Darrow* *Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.* *Author unknown* *Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.* *John Quinton* *Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.* *Oscar Ameringer* *I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.* *Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952* *A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.* *Tex Guinan* *I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.* *Charles de Gaulle* *Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.* *Doug Larson* *There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen.* *Will Rogers* *If you want a real friend that you can trust in Washington, get a dog.* *Harry Truman* __._,_.___ ------------------------------ Posted by: "Beowulf" <[email protected]> ------------------------------ Visit Your Group <https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/grendelreport/info;_ylc=X3oDMTJmZXF0ZTUyBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDdnRsBHNsawN2Z2hwBHN0aW1lAzE0NTI1MzIyMzc-> - New Members <https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/grendelreport/members/all;_ylc=X3oDMTJnZHFxdjRyBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDdnRsBHNsawN2bWJycwRzdGltZQMxNDUyNTMyMjM3> 1 [image: Yahoo! Groups] <https://groups.yahoo.com/neo;_ylc=X3oDMTJlOTNwZTQ0BF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNnZnAEc3RpbWUDMTQ1MjUzMjIzOA--> • Privacy <https://info.yahoo.com/privacy/us/yahoo/groups/details.html> • Unsubscribe <[email protected]?subject=Unsubscribe> • Terms of Use <https://info.yahoo.com/legal/us/yahoo/utos/terms/> __,_._,___ -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
