Safe at Last
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on e-bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the door. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the "candy-ass" Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on e-bay) and put it in the CENTER of the yard. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT charged me. Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of way and security can't pat us down. Safe at last – only in the USA -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
