Some of these are priceless!
Don't have a spoon? [image: []] Seat belt broken? I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?) [image: []] No bottle opener? I can fix that! [image: []] Room too dark using compact fluorescent? I can fix that! [image: []] Electrical problem? I can fix that! [image: []] Car stereo stolen? I can fix that! [image: []] Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that! [image: []] No ice chest? I can fix that! [image: []] Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that! [image: []] Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that! [image: []] Satellite signal goes out when it rains? I can fix that! [image: []] Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that. [image: []] Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that! [image: []] What the HECK!!! [image: []] Display rack falling over? I can fix that! [image: []] Car can't be ordered with the 'Wood Trim' option? I can fix that! [image: []] Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that! [image: []] Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that! [image: []] Cables falling behind the desk? (Now this is a Good One!) I can fix that! [image: []] No skate park in town? I can fix that! [image: []] And - last but not least - - - - Out of diapers? I can fix that! [image: []] No need to thank me... Cuz I'm A Man and I can fix that! = -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "The Inner Sanctum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
