Subject: Moving To Mexico
Dear Mr. Obama, Senate and Congress:
I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my
health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into
Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you
mind telling your buddy, the President of Mexico, that I'm on my way
over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1.. Free medical care for my entire family.
2.. English-speaking Government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.
3.. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
4.. I want my grand kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking
(bi-lingual) teachers.
5.. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture
and history.
6.. I want my grand kids to see the American flag on one of the flag
poles at their school.
7.. Please plan to feed my grand kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.
8.. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access
to government services.
9.. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to
purchase car insurance, and probably won't make any special effort to learn
local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car
has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U.S. flag decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or
have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely
nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the
strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican
taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to
help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican
Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things
for all of his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that
the President of Mexico won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely.
Do you see how stupid this looks when you put it in writing??
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