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*Top 30 Reasons To Vote For Hillary *
*By Don Feder*
*July 25, 2016*
As we anxiously await the opening of the nominating convention of
the Party of Theft, Treason and Racial Identity Politics, let us count the
reasons to support its presumptive nominee:
1. Vote for Hillary so newly enfranchised ex-felons will have a
president they can relate to – especially those who did time for grand
theft.
2. Vote for Hillary if you'd like to see how high the national debt
can go in the next 4 to 8 years. Obama will have managed to almost double
it to an estimated $20 trillion by the time his fiscal reign of terror
ends. Hillary has something to build on.
3. Vote for Hillary if you think jobs are created by taxes,
regulations and elimination of domestic energy production.
4. Vote for Hillary if you want Supreme Court nominees who think
Saul Alinsky wrote the U.S. Constitution.
5. Vote for Hillary if you think the infiltration of America by
Mexico's criminal class is *muy bueno*.
6. Vote for Hillary if you think we need more people entering our
country illegally who are impoverished, unskilled and have no interest in
learning English or identifying with America.
7. Vote for Hillary if you'd like to increase the number of Syrian
"refugees" – from the land of Sharia, jihad and the genocide of Christians
– by 500% next year.
8. Vote for Hillary if you believe guns – big trucks, hatchets and
pressure cookers – cause crime.
9. Vote for Hillary if you think air conditioners and refrigerators
pose as great a threat to "life on this planet" as terrorism – in the words
of her successor, Secretary of State John Forbes Kerry.
10. Vote for Hillary if you think Islam has nothing to do with
terrorism. The fact that they're all named Mohammed and sing Allah's
praises while slaughtering infidels is coincidental.
11. Vote for Hillary if you think terrorist incidents are sparked by
obscure Internet videos.
12. Vote for Hillary if you believe Israel is the chief obstacle to
peace in the Middle East – and a gang of homicidal thugs who celebrated the
stabbing death of a 13-year-old Jewish girl last month are partners for
peace.
13. Vote for Hillary if you think chaos in Libya, the creation of
ISIS and a deal that lifts sanctions and bestows $150 billion on the chief
state sponsor of terrorism are foreign policy triumphs.
14. Vote for Hillary if you think FDR's response to the loss of life
at Pearl Harbor and George W. Bush's response to 9-11 should have been
"What difference – at this point, what difference does it make?" as Hillary
famously told a House Oversight Committee hearing investigating the causes
of Benghazi.
15. Vote for Hillary if you think every woman charging rape, assault
or sexual harassment deserves to be heard – except when the allegations
involve her husband.
16. Vote for Hillary if you want to give Bill a chance to once again
guide America's youth. Instead of the Peace Corps, perhaps they'll
establish a Monica Corps.
17. Vote for Hillary if you think the investigation that eventually
led to Bill's admission of perjury was all a "vast right-wing conspiracy."
18. Vote for Hillary if you want to make a woman who couldn't get a
security clearance or pass a polygraph test leader of the free world.
19. Vote for Hillary if your definition of an *outsider* is someone
who spent 8 years in the White House as first lady and co-president, 8
years in the Senate and 4 years as Secretary of State.
20. Vote for Hillary if you think "Classified" and "Top Secret" are
open to interpretation.
21. Vote for Hillary if you think tens of thousands of e-mails were
deleted from her personal server – which she used for State Department
business in violation of security protocols – because they were "private."
22. Vote for Hillary if you want to continue contributing to the
Clintons' retirement fund.
23. Vote for Hillary if you want a president who exudes warmth and
charm. When Bill was president, White House aides were ordered not to look
at her when they passed her in a corridor, lest she be soiled by their
lowly glances.
24. Vote for Hillary if you think we need more racial division in
America.
25. Vote for Hillary if you think she's "fighting for all of us"
when she says: "White Americans need to do a better job of listening... We
need to recognize our privilege and practice humility."
26. Vote for Hillary if you think men who think they're women (or
are ordinary creeps) have a basic human right to use women's toilets,
locker rooms and showers – and denial of same is the equivalent of
segregated lunch counters.
27. Vote for Hillary if you'd like to see Secretary of Defense
Michael Moore, Secretary of State Oliver Stone, Secretary of Commerce
Bernie Sanders and Attorney General Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
28. Vote for Hillary if you'd like the executive branch to look like
the Clinton Foundation, and the White House Travel Office become Bill
Clinton's speaker's bureau. ("No fee too large. No sponsor too sleazy.")
29. Vote for Hillary if you think Botox is beautiful and are turned
on by a Stepford Wives' smile.
30. Vote for Hillary if you think arrogance, incompetence and
ideology are a winning combination.
To paraphrase H.L. Mencken, voters supporting Hillary Rodham Clinton
know what they want, and deserve to get it, good and hard.
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