Subject: FW: Senior Citizens look at things differently.
<http://www.incredimail.com/?id=621131&did=10501&ppd=2812,201301281447,9,1,92269661458445111&rui=150497720&app_test_id=0&sd=20160825> I SEE ME IN EVERY ONE OF THESE!!!! <http://www.incredimail.com/app/?tag=emoticon_click_me_im2_re&lang=9&version=6395260&setup_id=7&aff_id=1&tID=601752&addon=IncrediMail&upn=3b78b6f3-e464-41cd-bce5-cad75dd97178&app_test_id=0&id=95202&guid=32D53633-595F-4ECE-9FA4-BBC3CAFD32A2> <http://www.incredimail.com/app/?tag=emoticon_click_me_im2_re&lang=9&version=6395260&setup_id=7&aff_id=1&tID=601752&addon=IncrediMail&upn=3b78b6f3-e464-41cd-bce5-cad75dd97178&app_test_id=0&id=95202&guid=96C98AD3-81E1-4C32-89AB-3B0513DD7AEF> *Old people look at things differently* 1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds . . .I now have only 15 to go. 2. I had a salad for dinner . . it was mostly croutons & tomatoes . . really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce . . and cheese . . okay, fine, it was a pizza . . I had a pizza for dinner. 3. How to prepare Tofu in two steps: 1) Throw it in the trash; 2) Grill some Meat. 4. I did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. 5. I don't mean to brag but . . . I finished my 14-day diet meals in 3 hours and 20 minutes . 6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.!!! 7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel 8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me. 9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither. 10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented . . . . I forgot where I was going with this. 11. Even though I'm over 70, I learn something new every day . . .however, I forget 5 other things. 12. A thief broke into my house last night and was searching for money . . . when I woke up, we searched together. We didn't find Any!!! ------------------------------ [image: Avast logo] <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. www.avast.com <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> __._,_.___ ------------------------------ Posted by: "Beowulf" <[email protected]> ------------------------------ Visit Your Group <https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/grendelreport/info;_ylc=X3oDMTJmcXQwaWV1BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDdnRsBHNsawN2Z2hwBHN0aW1lAzE0NzQ1Nzc1MjM-> [image: Yahoo! Groups] <https://groups.yahoo.com/neo;_ylc=X3oDMTJlZjZhcjQ0BF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNnZnAEc3RpbWUDMTQ3NDU3NzUyNA--> • Privacy <https://info.yahoo.com/privacy/us/yahoo/groups/details.html> • Unsubscribe <[email protected]?subject=Unsubscribe> • Terms of Use <https://info.yahoo.com/legal/us/yahoo/utos/terms/> __,_._,___ -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
