This is good natured political humor from a show on Canadian TV, where a
black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!" He was the closest thing we
ever got to having a real black man as President.
*He played the sax.
*He smoked weed.
*He had his way with ugly white women.
*Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he
gets a check from the government every month.

*Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's
shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

*When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
don't know, I never had one."

*The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the
truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing
but what I think you need to know."

*Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
Panky between the Bushes.

Get out and vote.  Otherwise, he could be back in the White House
again.  We want to keep missing Bill.










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