Bush mass for shut ins is on the air! LIVE FROM THE ST GEORGE THE BLESSED CATHERDRAL IN CRAWFORD TEXAS ITS BUSH MASS FOR SHUT INS!
Good morning Bush worshippers, those who are ill and those who it's just best not to mix with society. May Lord God Bush bless you all for coming. For it is he who brought us life and everything else. He is a thousand points of light! He makes the sun rise in the morning, puts the frost on our flakes and puts the fruit on the trees. All praise the glory of Lord God Bush. Today we celebrate We are Doomed. WE ARE DOOMED CELEBRATION Evil Obama narrowly squeaked out a voctory Tuesday. He will not keep us safe from the evil wolves and boogeymen. We are doomed. SING PRAISE TO LORD GOD BUSH I'm so happy! AHA! Happy go lucky me! I just go my way, living everyday! I don't worry! Worrying don't agree, Things that bother you, never bother me! Things that bother you, never bother me I feel happy and fine! AHA! Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight Having a wonderful time! Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot Coffee's only a dime Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time! Just take it from me, I'm just as free as any daughter. I do what I like, just what I like, and how I love it! I'm right here to stay When I'm old and gray, I'll be right in my prime! Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time! Just take it from me, I'm just as free as any daughter. I do what I like, just what I like, and how I love it! I'm right here to stay, When I'm old and gray, I'll be right in my prime, Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, Having a wonderful time! A READING FROM THE BOOK OF CHENEY So Obama the Evil narroly squeaked out the victory. The American citizens are doomed to be terrorized by the evil wolves and boogeymen. What is it that the Profit Cheney is trying to teach us? That since Obama the Evil won the election, the American citizens are doomed to be terorized by evil wolves and boogeymen. This is the word of George. Bush mass is over Your attendance has been recorded and will be sent to the proper authorities. Go in arrogance, may the Lord God George W Bush be with you. Now for your listening enjoyment, we have the wonderful Bushmas Carolers here to sing you a Bushmas carol. Enjoy. MERRY BUSHMAS GO SHOPPING, SPEND MONEY! Have yourself a merry little Bushmas, Let your heart be light >From now on, our troubles will be out of sight Have yourself a merry little Bushmas, Make the Yule-tide anti-gay, >From now on, our troubles will be miles away. Here we are as in olden days, happy golden days of yore. Faithful friends who are dear to us gather near to us once more. Through the years we all will be together If the Fates allow Hang a shining star upon the highest bough. And have yourself a merry little Bushmas now. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
