I love this! I'm printing it out and mailing to friends who don't have computers and emailing it on to others.....the comments and perceptions are right on as we Conservatives see and understand the world around us..... just plain old common sense...Bill The Fence Test You can't get any more accurate than this thinking. by Jeff Foxworthy Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. ____________________________________ If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. ____________________________________ If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. ____________________________________ If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him. ____________________________________ If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down. ____________________________________ If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. ____________________________________ If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. ____________________________________ If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day. If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy. ____________________________________ If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended." Well, I forwarded it -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
[PoliticalForum] The Fence Test-Jeff Foxworthy
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