Subject: Oh,  it's just California!





A  California Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that  
because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the  
statewide safety competition.


"What  are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.


"Well,  I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," the driver answered.


"Oh,  don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a  
smart Alec when he's drunk."


This  woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and  
moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."


At  that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in  
Spanish... "Are we over the border  yet?"











 
 
Norm Hapke Jr. 
[email protected]_ (mailto:[email protected]) 
_619-249-2281_ () 
























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