Actually, I think the Black cook saved my life as an infant. But later a Black driver stole the family silver and a good looking Black maid stole two of my prom dresses. I'm so conflicted! :-)
On Nov 11, 6:00 pm, mark <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > By Tom Adkins > > Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling > along, > depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I’m virtually euphoric. > Don’t get me wrong. I’m not thrilled with America ’s flirtation with > neo socialism. But there’s a massive silver lining in those magical > clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a > shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim > to > America : The Era of White Guilt is over. > > This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of > white Americans didn’t give a fluff about skin color, and > enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any > black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career > race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and > actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some > resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore, as of Nov > 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead. > > For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our > necks, > retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American > liberals began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye > of black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a > socialist solution. But if a black man can become President, exactly > what significant barrier is left? The election of Barak Obama > absolutely destroys the entire validation of liberal white guilt. The > dragon is hereby slain. > > So today, I’m feeling a little “uppity,” if you will. From this day > forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now > exactly ZERO. And it’s time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright’s > “God Damn America ,” Al Sharpton’s Church of Perpetual Victimization , > or Jesse Jackson’s rainbow racism. Cornell West? You’re a fraud. Go > home. All those “black studies” programs that taught kids to hate > whitey? You must now thank Whitey. And I want that on the final. > > Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN? > Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black > separatists? Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead. > I’m waiting. > > Gangsta rappers? Start praising America . Begin with the Pledge of > Allegiance. And please…no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows > where you might end up? Oh, yeah…pull up your pants. Your underwear is > showing. You look stupid. > > To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America ? I’m > still > waiting for the first black French President. > > And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I’ve always despised > lazy white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. > You’re poor because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with > three different fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your > Colt > 45-swilling, Oprah watchin’ butt on the couch and complain “Da Man is > keepin’ me down,” allow me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You > have > no excuses. > > No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because > someone’s great-great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain > and > misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally > revile. > > It’s time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the > heap of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wife > swapping, next to dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love > and cop-killing. Careful…don’t trip on streaking. There ya go, don’t > be > gentle. Just dump it. Wash your hands. It’s filthy. > > In fact, Obama’s ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you > sell > class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went > to > Ivy League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought > a > mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a > delicious O'Henry tale, Obama’s spread-the-wealth campaign rendered > itself moot by it's own victory! America is officially a meritocracy. > Obama’s election has validated American conservatism! > > So, listen carefully…Wham !!! > > That’s the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white > guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt > shoveled, and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried. > > However, despite my glee, there’s apparently one small, rabid bastion > of American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 98% for Barak > Obama. Hmmm.... In a color-blind world, shouldn’t that be 50-50? > Tonight, > every black person should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism > and > prejudice towards white people. Maybe it’s time to start spreading the > guilt around. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
