Bush mass for shut ins is on the air! LIVE FROM THE ST GEORGE THE BLESSED CATHERDRAL IN CRAWFORD TEXAS ITS BUSH MASS FOR SHUT INS!
Good morning Bush worshippers, those who are ill and those who it's just best not to mix with society. May Lord God Bush bless you all for coming. For it is he who brought us life and everything else. He is a thousand points of light! He makes the sun rise in the morning, puts the frost on our flakes and puts the fruit on the trees. All praise the glory of Lord God Bush. Today we celebrate Bailout. BAILOUT CELEBRATION Bailouts are good when requested by holy republicans for the banking industry. We need those people to lend money which they arent still after recieving the bailout money. Bailouts are bad when they are for auto manufacturing because then it would help evil union workers. SING PRAISE TO LORD GOD BUSH Please clean your plate, dear, The lord above can see ya Don't you know people are starving in Korea? Alcohol and razorblades and poison and needles Kindergarten people, they used 'em they need 'em The over- indulgent machines were their children There wasn't a way down on earth here to cool 'em 'Cause they looked just like humans at Kresges and Woolworth But decadent brains were at work to destroy Brats in battalions were ruling the streets saying "Generation Landslide close the gap between 'em" And i laugh to myself every man and the ladies Who never could see those billions dollar babies Militant mothers, hiding in the basement Using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets Molotov milk bottles heaved from pink high-chairs While mothers limp burned, with certificate papers Dad gets allowance from his sonny the dealer Who's pubic to the world, but involved in high finance Sister's out 'til five doing banker's son's hours But she owns a Maserati, that's a gift from his father Stop at full speed at one hundred miles per hour The Colgate invisible shield finally got 'em And I laugh to myself every man and the ladies Who never could see those billion dollar babies A READING FROM THE BOOK OF CHENEY So George the Blessed smirked down upon the people and spoke "Auto bailouts are evil because it would help union workers who are just like terrorists". What is it that the Profit Cheney is trying to teach us? It is that union workers are just like terrorists and it wold be wrong to bail them out too. This is the word of George. Bush mass is over Your attendance has been recorded and will be sent to the proper authorities. Go in arrogance, may the Lord God George W Bush be with you. Now for your listening enjoyment, we have the wonderful Bushmas Carolers here to sing you a Bushmas carol. Enjoy. MERRY BUSHMAS GO SHOPPING, SPEND MONEY! The news had come out in the Third World War The bloody Red Saddam was flying once more The Allied command ignored all of its men And called on Bushy to do it again. Twas the night before Bushmas, 40 below When Bushy went up in search of his foe He spied the Red Saddam, fiercely they fought With ice on his wings Bushy knew he was caught. Bushmas bells those Bushmas bells Ring out from the land Asking war of all the world And ill will to man The Saddam had Bushy dead in his sights He reached for the trigger to pull it up tight Why he didn't shoot, well, we'll never know Or was it the bells from the village below. Bushmas bells those Bushmas bells Ringing through the land Bringing war to all the world And ill will to man The Saddam made Bushy fly to the Bagdad And forced him to land and he thought he was had Bushy was certain that this was the end When Saddam cried out, "Merry Bushmas, my friend" Saddam then offered a holiday toast And Bushy, our hero, saluted his host And then with a roar they were both on their way Each knowing they'd meet on some other day. Bushmas bells those Bushmas bells Ringing through the land Bringing war to all the world And ill will to man Bushmas bells those Bushmas bells Ringing through the land Bringing war to all the world And ill will to man --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
