From: *Travis* Date: Wed, Nov 26, 2008 Subject: Talking dog for sale
------------------------------ A guy is driving around the back woods of Georgia and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog for Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Beagle sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Beagle replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Beagle looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services...the US Army Special Forces. You know the reputation of them Green Berets.' In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down. I retired from the Army (8 dog years is 56 Corps years) and signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he 's such a bullshitter. He never did any of that shit. He was in the Navy' __._,_.___ Messages<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/grendelreport/messages;_ylc=X3oDMTJmZHY5bzBqBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNtc2dzBHN0aW1lAzEyMjc3MTczMzc-> MARKETPLACE ------------------------------ >From kitchen basics to easy recipes - join the Group from Kraft Foods <http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=13rhnvesu/M=493064.12016295.13271503.10835568/D=groups/S=1705323667:MKP1/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1227724539/L=/B=ywQmEELaX.g-/J=1227717339341569/A=5530388/R=0/SIG=11nuutlas/*http://explore.yahoo.com/groups/kraftmealsmadesimple/> [image: Yahoo! Groups]<http://groups.yahoo.com/;_ylc=X3oDMTJlNXZvNGJvBF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNnZnAEc3RpbWUDMTIyNzcxNzMzNw--> Change settings via the Web<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/grendelreport/join;_ylc=X3oDMTJnaHUyNms0BF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNzdG5ncwRzdGltZQMxMjI3NzE3MzM3>(Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest<[EMAIL PROTECTED]:+Digest>| Switch format to Traditional<[EMAIL PROTECTED]:+Traditional> Visit Your Group <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/grendelreport;_ylc=X3oDMTJlbjkzcTFuBF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNocGYEc3RpbWUDMTIyNzcxNzMzNw-->| Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use <http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/>| Unsubscribe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Recent Activity - 4 New Members<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/grendelreport/members;_ylc=X3oDMTJnNm80c3F0BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDdnRsBHNsawN2bWJycwRzdGltZQMxMjI3NzE3MzM3> Visit Your Group <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/grendelreport;_ylc=X3oDMTJmaG9ldmZuBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDdnRsBHNsawN2Z2hwBHN0aW1lAzEyMjc3MTczMzc-> Yahoo! News Get it all here<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=13oeqf421/M=493064.12016309.12445701.8674578/D=groups/S=1705323667:NC/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1227724539/L=/B=zAQmEELaX.g-/J=1227717339341569/A=3848627/R=0/SIG=10obc6i69/*http://news.yahoo.com/> Breaking news to entertainment news Moderator Central Get answers to<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=13oomujsi/M=493064.12016262.12445669.8674578/D=groups/S=1705323667:NC/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1227724539/L=/B=zQQmEELaX.g-/J=1227717339341569/A=5028928/R=0/SIG=11e3tma2a/*http://new.groups.yahoo.com/moderatorcentral> your questions about running Y! Groups. Weight Loss Group on Yahoo! Groups<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=13p85mhri/M=493064.12016300.12445692.11323196/D=groups/S=1705323667:NC/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1227724539/L=/B=zgQmEELaX.g-/J=1227717339341569/A=5170419/R=0/SIG=11b5gu1oe/*http://new.groups.yahoo.com/specialKgroup> Get support and make friends online. . __,_._,___ -- *~@):~{> -- *~@):~{> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
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