Bush mass for shut ins is on the air! LIVE FROM THE ST GEORGE THE BLESSED CATHERDRAL IN CRAWFORD TEXAS ITS BUSH MASS FOR SHUT INS!
Good morning Bush worshippers, those who are ill and those who it's just best not to mix with society. May Lord God Bush bless you all for coming. For it is he who brought us life and everything else. He is a thousand points of light! He makes the sun rise in the morning, puts the frost on our flakes and puts the fruit on the trees. All praise the glory of Lord God Bush. Today we celebrate happy talk. HAPPY TALK CELEBRATION Happy talk is a good holy thing republicans doto divert attention away from how bad things really are. If someone states things as they are if they are bad, they must be accused of hating America. SING PRAISE TO LORD GOD BUSH Tiptoe through the window By the window, that is where I'll be Come tiptoe through the tulips with me Oh, tiptoe from the garden By the garden of the willow tree And tiptoe through the tulips with me Knee deep in flowers we'll stray We'll keep the showers away And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight Will you pardon me? And tiptoe through the tulips with me A READING FROM THE BOOK OF CHENEY And George the Blessed looked down upon the people and spoke `The economy has just turned the corner. Unemployment is at its lowest ever. There is no inflation. Mission accomplished. Bin Laden is surrounded. Those who question this hate America.` What is it that the Profit Cheney is trying to teach us? It is that we all must say positive things about Lord God Bush or we hate America. This is the word of George. Bush mass is over Your attendance has been recorded and will be sent to the proper authorities. Go in arrogance, may the Lord God George W Bush be with you. Now the Bushmas carolers will sing a holiday carol for you. MERRY BUSHMAS, GO SHOPPING Here comes Santa Cheney! Here comes Santa Cheney! Right down Santa Cheney Lane! Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer are pulling on the reins. Bells are ringing, children singing; All is merry and bright. Hang your stockings and say your prayers, 'Cause Santa Cheney comes tonight. Here comes Santa Cheney! Here comes Santa Cheney! Right down Santa Cheney Lane! He's taking toys from the girls and boys while calling them rude names. Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle, What a beautiful sight. Jump in bed, cover up your head, 'Cause Santa Cheney comes tonight --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
