A catholic priest, and Indian dr, a rich chinese businessman and an Italian from new york were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Italian from new york fumed, "what's with those jerks? We're waiting 15 minutes between shots!" The Indian dr chimed in, "i don't know, but i've never seen such poor golf". The Chinese businessman called out "move it, time is money!" The Catholic priest said, "here comes the greenskeeper, let's have a word with him". "Excuse me, sir", said the priest..."what's with that group ahead of us?" they're rather slow, aren't they"? the greens keeper replied, "oh yes. that's a group of blind firefighters. they lost their sight while saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime. the group fell silent for a moment. the Catholic priest said, "that's so sad. I think i will say a special prayer for them tonight." the Indian dr said, "good idea. i'm going to contact my opthamalogist colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for them." the Chinese businessman said "i think i'll donate $50,000 to the firefighters union, in honor of these brave souls. the Italian from new york said...."why the f*ck can't they play at night?" --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
