by Michelle Malkin

Ah, the perks of media affection. On Christmas Day, the Washington
Post delivered a front-page paean to Barack Obama’s workout habits.
The 1,233-word ode to O’s physical fitness read more like a Harlequin
romance novel than an A-1 news article.

Sighed smitten reporter Eli Zaslow: “The sun glinted off chiseled
pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a
body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games.” Drool cup
to the newsroom, stat.

Zaslow imparted us with vital information about buff Bam’s regimen:
“Obama has gone to the gym for about 90 minutes a day, for at least 48
days in a row.” The Washington Post enlightened us with more gushing
commentary from Obama friends and associates who explain how, as the
subtitle of Zaslow’s opus put it, “Gym Workouts Help Obama Carry the
Weight of His Position.”

For adoring journalists, you see, Obama’s workout fanaticism
demonstrates his discipline and balance in his life. Apparently,
what’s good for Obama’s glistening pecs is good for the country.

And when Obama feels better, the skies will part, the sun will shine
(in moderate, environmentally-correct, non-global warming-inducing
amounts, of course) and peace will reign worldwide!

Former Washington Post writer Jonathan Chait famously attacked Bush
three years ago in an opinion piece for the Los Angeles Times
headlined, “The (over)exercise of power.” Recounting how President
Bush ran 3 1/2 miles a day and preached more cross-training to a
federal judge, Chait fumed: “Am I the only person who finds this
disturbing?…What I mean is the fact that Bush has an obsession with
exercise that borders on the creepy.”

Chait argued that Bush’s passionate devotion to exercise was a
dereliction of duty. “Does the leader of the free world need to attain
that level of physical achievement?” he jeered. “It’s nice for Bush
that he can take an hour or two out of every day to run, bike or pump
iron. Unfortunately, most of us have more demanding jobs than he
does.”

Can you imagine any member of the Obamedia mocking the incoming gym
rat-in-chief this way?

Fit Republican president = Selfish, indulgent, creepy fascist.

Fit Democratic president = Disciplined, health-conscious Adonis role
model.

The good news: In just a few short weeks, W. will be able to exercise
in peace, free from the disapproving glares of journalists now rushing
to mop the sweat — er, the glisten — from Barack Obama’s hallowed
brow.

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/12/27/tale-of-two-presidential-workout-fanatics/
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