Conservatism, rats, Israel and interplanetary amoeba. Since the escalation of Israeli war crimes in Palestine, conservatives have taken ignorance and backward, redneck, blind stupidity to unprecedented levels in the history of man. Single cell amoebas on Saturn have a higher I.Q. and a better understanding of political economy than any conservative, regardless of the fact that they don't have a brain.
Scientists faced with the choice of using rats or conservatives for psychological experiments would opt for the rats every time. Rats are far more intelligent rational creatures, placed far higher on the evolutionary scale than the most advanced conservative. George Bush is a shining example of the intellectual despotism of conservatism. Here we have a man that is a functioning illiterate who is visibly thrilled when he manages to utter a coherent sentence (which generally has nothing to do with the matter at hand). Once asked as to his reason for running for congress, he replied, “I think it would be cool to be a congressman”. Well it must be supercool to be president then--pick up the babes, few lines of coke, wage a couple of wars in the name of Christendom and retire to the Hamptons, all without raising a sweat. Good job if you can get it. To their credit though, since the loss of the election, conservatives have galvanized behind their ideological leader on the perspective of delusional mass denial (their stock in trade). The war is going well (still killing lots of innocent civilians) and the free market system is still the highest form of socio-economic relations--apart from a few minor hiccups, everything is just fine and dandy—really it is. Can't say what a treat it is watching conservatives thrash around in their own excrement as everything they have held so dear--the founding fathers, the constitution etc--have proven to be nothing but baseless ideological claptrap. Keep up the good work lads and remember a committed conservative never lets rational logic stand in the way of stupidity, superstition and misanthropic bigotry. VIVA LA IGNORANZA! On Jan 9, 1:57 pm, Jim Willis <[email protected]> wrote: > Look, this isn’t funny anymore. This pissant Obama is threatening to > throw gas on the financial firestorm created by his own party and > we’re supposed to bend over and grab the ankles. This joke has gone > far enough. And; while Barry is doling out $trillion dollar deficits > you Obamalites are rocking back and forth, hands in the air, singing > hallelujah. Not even you liberal lackey leftists can be this dumb. > It’s just not humanly possible. We’re going to spend our way out of a > recession? Not bloody likely mate! That’s a lot like a man standing in > a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. Folks, we’ve > been here before; beginning in 1933. Frankie D. applied the same > strategy and turned a recession into a depression. Why do you think > we’re the only country on the planet to call it, “The Great > Depression”? Because my friends, we were the only country on the > planet to suffer it for 12 years. > > This is serious stuff folks. I realize you Obama zombies feel good > about yourselves and have assuaged your guilt by voting for the black > guy. I get it and hey; whatever rocks your rocker. But we’re talking > survival and good intentioned hope and change just won’t get it done. > > This isn’t complicated. If Obama gets his way he’ll spend one > $trillion dollars on make work programs. There is only two, count em’, > two ways to finance this. Either take it out of the American economy > by taxation or print money. If this bozo increases marginal tax rates > to increase revenues to the treasury by one $trillion dollars that’s > simply taking money from one pocket, taking out enormous > administrative costs and putting what’s left in another pocket. It’s > called destructive economics. Now; if Barry Bongo prints the money, > “presumably in the White House basement” that Ben Franklin in your > back pocket is now an Abe Lincoln. That’s termed inflation or two many > dollars chasing too few goods and services. > > Either way it’s an excrement sandwich without mustard. We simply > cannot spend our way out of a recession. Try it in your household; get > in debt and then spend your way out of it. Any takers; I didn’t think > so. > > If we start posting $trillion dollar deficits you can bet the farm > that Moody’s, Standard and Poors, along with every other rating firm > will tank our credit rating and that’s when it’s time to pay the piper > times three. You will see the end of western civilization in your > lifetime. Be sure to take pictures; you’ll need the memories. We’ll > also see the end of capitalism and its associated freedoms. > > Lest you think Republicans have escaped my literary foil you haven’t > been paying proper attention or noticed a practical pattern. I am not > a republican; not me, I am a conservative in good standing. A dyed in > the wool, dues paying, Reagan conservative, and; might I postulate, a > Thomas Jefferson conservative. Being that, it just pisses me off that > there isn’t more Republican opposition to this Tom-Foolery. By the by, > it was George Bushwhacked himself that started this nonsense with the > $700 billion dollar bailout. How’d that work out for you? > > So; what have we learned class? If you’ve been paying attention and > scribbling furious notes you’re going to ace this test. You’ve learned > that bailouts never work. Markets should select winners and losers, > not government. We’ve together discovered that spending is the worst > thing an entity can do in a recession. We’ve peeled the varnish off > the Bamster and loudly proclaim that the king is wearing no clothes. > > But; and this is most important. The B-man expects conservatives to > rail and riot. What he isn’t expecting are you liberals turning on > your messiah for the sake of your own country. Honest; you can do it, > it’s the right thing to do and it will assuage your guilt. > Conservative Springfield 09 Jan 09 --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
