Actually I am one of those people who is always early but I never pester others about it. that statement was what I used to tell my high school employees when I was managing fast food restuatents. Worked like a charm in that it is light with a twist of humor to it.
On Sat, Jan 10, 2009 at 5:42 PM, wncs <[email protected]> wrote: > > Oh gawd, are you one of those? My mom is like that, 10-15 minutes > early to everything. It's annoying because if I'm supposed to meet > her, she starts calling at 5'till wondering where I am. I get there at > 5 after, heheheh. > > On Jan 10, 6:40�pm, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > > If you're 10 minutes early, you're already 5 minutes late. > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, Jan 10, 2009 at 5:24 PM, wncs <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > Retirement Dinner > > > > > A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in > > > the parish. �A leading local politician and member of the congregation > > > was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the > > > dinner. > > > > > However, he was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few > > > words while they waited: > > > 'I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I > > > heard here. �I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The > > > very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a > > > television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his > > > way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from > > > his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, > > > and gave VD to his sister. � I was appalled. > > > > > But as the days went on I learned that my people were not all like > > > that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving > > > people.'... > > > > > Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of > > > apologies at being late. �He immediately began to make the > > > presentation and �gave his talk: > > > > > 'I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived,' said the > > > politician. 'In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go > > > to him for confession.' > > > > > Moral: � Never, � Never, �Never Be Late > > > > -- > > *~@):~{>- Hide quoted text - > > > > - Show quoted text - > > > -- *~@):~{> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
