Now that I think about it..... it is a conspiracy !!! woooo hooo!!!!!!!! We were goosed.
On Jan 18, 9:00 am, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > From: Travis > Subject: FLight 1549- Real cause of crash? > Date: Friday, January 16, 2009, > > ------------------------------ > > Hudson Attack On Airliner: Inside Job? *Written by: > Evrviglnt<http://politicalvindication.com/> > * *on Thursday, January 15th, 2009* > > <http://politicalvindication.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/aleqm5jlht...> > The attack > today<http://michellemalkin.com/2009/01/15/flight-1549-pilot-god-bless-ches...>by > a gaggle of goslings on an airliner taking off in New York ought to > remind people how dangerous the world can be. The first question ought we > ought to ask ourselves is whether we had something to do with this attack. > *Andy Levy* <http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/author/alevy/> over at *Big > Hollywood*<http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/alevy/2009/01/15/if-i-wrote-for-the...>writes: > > In the wake of the events of 1-15, in which a wedge of Geese brought down a > US Airways aircraft, here's what you won't be hearing about from the > so-called "Mainstream Media": We brought this on > ourselves.<http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/alevy/2009/01/15/if-i-wrote-for-the...> > After an event such as this one, it's important to look at the root causes: > Why did the Geese attack us? Well, the truth is, for years we have been > oppressing the Geese, using them for the fuel they provide for our > bodies.<http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/alevy/2009/01/15/if-i-wrote-for-the...> > Boneless Goose Breast, Brandied Roast Goose, Roast Goose with Cumberland > Sauce and Apricot Stuffing. And of course, the Christmas Goose. In the name > of religion, we have been engaged in what can only be called a Crusade > against the Geese. Is it any wonder that a few brave suicide Geese would > seek > revenge?<http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/alevy/2009/01/15/if-i-wrote-for-the...> > Under the neocon/neofascist Cheney-Bush administration, Goose consumption is > up 1541%. Geese have been systematically deprived of their rights at a level > never seen before. (Look around your workplace: do you see any Geese? > Wouldn't you be nervous if you did?) Reports of shameful anti-Goose activity > are at an all-time high, mainly in the South and Midwest, of > course.<http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/alevy/2009/01/15/if-i-wrote-for-the...> > The fact is, WE (and, of course, Israel) are responsible for the rise of > militant Gooslam. Given our actions, is it any wonder that gaggles of > Goslings would reject the teachings of moderate Goose leaders, when those > leaders are perceived as being in the pocket of the West? Given our actions, > is it any wonder that these young Gooslamists would flock to more assertive > leaders, leaders whose commitment to their cause cannot be questioned? Given > our actions, the rise of a "Goosama" was inevitable. We have only ourselves > to blame. (Does anyone doubt that somewhere there's a photo of Donald > Rumsfeld shaking hands with a > Goose?)<http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/alevy/2009/01/15/if-i-wrote-for-the...> > In the moments right after 1-15, many have been quick to praise the actions > of the US Airways pilot. But the TRUTH is that our pilots have been > instruments of the BUSHITLER illegal war against the Geese. I know the > Repuglicans will attack me for saying this, but speaking TRUTH TO POWER of > course makes me a true PATRIOT. And very > brave.<http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/alevy/2009/01/15/if-i-wrote-for-the...> > Right now America's relationship with other species couldn't be worse. Like > most Americans, often when I'm hiking I find myself apologizing to woodland > creatures for the actions of our illegitimate government. And like the rest > of the world, I'm hopeful that once President Obama takes office, things > will change, and that we will end our imperialistic attempts at hegemony > over the rest of the planet. After all, if he can sit down with Iran and > Hezbollah, he can sit down with the > Geese.<http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/alevy/2009/01/15/if-i-wrote-for-the...> > > There are many more questions. How can we be sure that the plane was > actually brought down by geese? Any information gained from torturing geese > with threats of an interview with Sarah Palin can not be trusted, and there > is no evidence proving that the 'heroic' pilot didn't crash the plane > himself into the Hudson River, likely in an attempt to murder the millions > of sea-kittens living there in peace. America's rapacious hunger for energy > has set it on a path for war against species long discriminated against as > unequals just because they're edible (and because they sometimes eat their > own poop). And what about plane number 7? Has anyone even seen it? Before > we allow this so-called attack to drive America into declaring another > preemptive war against another peaceful yet delicious species in the animal > kingdom, we ought to ask ourselves whether any scientist (or chef at least) > has ever seen butter melt when submerged 25 feet in freezing cold river > water? Anyone? It's impossible! Then how can we talk about pulling geese > over the coals for this attack when it's obvious that it was an inside job? > I don't ordinarily post full columns, but this one featured by Andy Levy is > too good. It's food for thought for all you knee jerk patriot warmongers > always on the hunt for your next meal. Think of this also as a chance to > take a gander at many of the other great columns up over at the political > watercooler for conservatives in *Big > Hollywood*<http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/> > ! > *Possibly Related Posts:* > > - Housing Crisis: Hitler's Real Estate > Collapse!<http://politicalvindication.com/?p=3303> > - Obama's Telepromter Is Dang Mad<http://politicalvindication.com/?p=2251> > - VIDEO: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BARACK<http://politicalvindication.com/?p=1992> > - Baracky: The Movie <http://politicalvindication.com/?p=1947> > - 9/11 Troofer vs. Al Qaeda Representative on > ONN<http://politicalvindication.com/?p=1915> > > -- > *~@):~{> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. 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