these are great On Jan 21, 6:29 am, Ohio mark <[email protected]> wrote: > The tragicomic era opening up before us is going to require some new > additions to the dictionary, compliments of Daniel Cirucci: > > Obamunists— > > t Formerly known as socialists, they will be the engine that drives > Obamanomics. They will build new bridges to socialist Europe and the > rest of the redistributive world, teach us to accept Canadian-style > health care and usher in the new post-capitalist era. Think money > laundering, but on a much grander scale. > > Obamawonks— > > Since Dear Leader himself is fond of fitness centers, mirrors, > beaches, basketball and other diversions, someone will have to do the > real work: writing the vast new sea of government regulations, > crafting legislation, "vetting" radicals for high-level appointments > and reserving a place for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., on Air > Force One. This will be done by the worker bees, the Obamawonks. Think > bureaucrats in Birkenstocks. > > Obamaniacs— > > These are the campaignaholics who now have nothing to do and no > place to go. They will become Obamorganizers — community and political > organizers in the neighborhoods, drumming up support for Dear Leader's > policies and programs at the grassroots level. They will work person- > to-person and door-to-door. Think the Avon lady without the fresh > scents. > > Obamanippies— > > This older group of Obamaniacs is composed of reconstructed > hippies and yippies from the 1960s who have longed for a rebirth of > the Aquarian age. They are industrious, but their brains still remain > somewhat scrambled. They will staff the Bureau of Arts and Crafts and > also act as new-age cheerleaders for The One. Think love beads and > lava lamps. > > Obamunicators— > > Formerly known as journalists, these wordsmiths, image-crafters > and branders will assist the new Ministry of Information, which will > be responsible for enforcing Obamaspeak and Obamathink. At the outset, > they will work to dismantle conservative talk radio and redirect our > attention to Obamavison so that we can all feel a tingle up our leg. > Think Chris Matthews. > > Obamebrities— > > This is the glitterati of Obamaville — the King's Court in the > Realm of Barrackus Maximus. While urging us to generously share the > little that is left in our pockets after Obanomics, these high-flying > zillionaires will continue their orgy of self-indulgence. All the > while they will work to create Obamalot, a land of lords, ladies (and > those somewhere in-between) united by love and tolerance. They are in > secular Obammunion with The One. If only we could be as caring and > compassionate as these Obamebrities, we too could attain superstar > status. Think Oprah. > > Obamacans— > > Formerly known as RINOs, these Republicans In Name Only will > constitute the New Bipartisanship — a vaulted alliance of the real > believers, the true believers and the "me too" believers. Also known > as The Cautious Ones, these Obamacans seek the same, but just a bit > less, thank you. Think Colin Powell. > > A couple of other useful terms are obambardment — the relentless > barrage of breathless obamunist propaganda from the obamunicators; and > obamnambulists — those who sleepwalk through the dismantling of their > country, distracted from resistance by the farcical spectacle that is > obamania. > > http://www.moonbattery.com/ --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum
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