Just too rich. I had to "borrow" it. On Sat, Jan 24, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Cold Water <[email protected]> wrote:
> I Am Look For The > Job<http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2009/01/i-am-look-for-the-job.html> > > [image: housekeeper3] > <http://www.flickr.com/photos/iowahawk_blog/3149095954/>*Rosa, in happier > times* > > > *Iowahawk Guest Opinion > by Rosa Ortiz > Former Chief of Housekeeping Staff > Park Avenue Estate of Caroline Kennedy > * > > Ola, this is Rosa. I am blog you again today because I am look for the job. > Because the pinche puta gabacha Senora Kennedy she fire me. > > Forgive me Guadalupe for to talk like this but I am very very angry. When I > blog last > time<http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/12/senora-kennedy-is-make-very-good-senator.html>it > is because Senora Kennedy, she say "Rosa! Make the blog for my Senator > campaign, I have the gown fitting." I say, "but Senora, I no know how to do > this blog and have many towels to fold." And then she is angry and say, "I > no care, just do this. I am late for appointment at Sachs." > > Okay so I write the blog because I no want to make her angry. I blog you > how much Senora Kennedy is make good Senator and how she is good to Rosa. I > work hard on the blog, and even miss my late bus home to the Bronx and then > I have to sleep on the extra cot in the servant wing. > > When I wake up the next morning I am getting the e-mails from the other > blogs they say, "Rosa! You are the very bad racist!" and calling me all the > names. It make me sad, but I have vaccuums to do and vomits to clean up in > the banos because of the cousin Joe is guest. > > When I was drag the cousin Joe out of the hallway Senora Kennedy she call > me on the intercom and she say, "Rosa! You come to my office right now!" and > she is sounding so angry that I have to drop cousin Joe and hit his head > very hard the the marble and it is make another mess. > > "Yes Senora?" I said to her. She say, "Rosa! You no make a very good blog! > All the peoples are still laugh at my Senator campaign!" Then she tell me to > write the blog again but take it to her friend at the Nueva York Times for > the copy edits before to put it on the internet. > > I no want to argue but I say, "Senora Kennedy, I am not so good with the > blog, maybe you ask Felipe in the kitchen staff, he has diploma from the > Harvard PoliSci. I go finish cleaning so I can make the bus tonight." > > Then Senora Kennedy gets the phone call from Gobernador Paterson, and she > is talking to him and she is getting more the more angry and looking at me. > She say, "but why do I must pay > taxes<http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/22/nyregion/22caroline.html?_r=1&scp=2&sq=carolyn%20kennedy&st=cse>on > the Rosa? She is no a citizen! Okay! Okay! I take care of it!" > > Then she stops to the angry and she breathe and then she looks at me quiet. > "Rosa, I am let you go." > > "Let me go where, Senora?" > > "Your services are longer no required." > > I do no understand what is saying and then she say, "you are the fired." > > I am very very sad and tired from no sleep and so I am start to cry. For > twelve years I work for the family. I do the clean and picking up and mop > the vomits from tio Teddy and all the barracho cousins and sobrinos. I no > complain, even when they wake me up and send me to the store for more gin > and cough syrups. Even when cousin Joe show up with his puto friend Hugo > Chavez, and he say, "Rosa! Hugo wants to liberate you! ha ha!" I just do my > job and try to smile, but now she fire me. > > "No no no, Rosa, no cry!" Senora Kennedy say. "Is not you, is me. I give > you the two week of the severance. I help you get a new job after this > Senator campaign is over. The security mans will be here to help you out > after you finish with the vomit mopping." > > I was very sad for many days, but it was nice to have not to get to the bus > at 5 o'clock. So I am decide to take some time off to rest because I have > been very tired for twelve years. When I was watching the news > yesterday, it say "Senora Kennedy drop out! Gobernador Paterson make the > other lady Senator!" > > Then the phone rings, and it is Senora Kennedy. She say, "Ola Rosa! I have > the good news. I am hiring you back until the next Senator campaign. Please > come early tomorrow because we are have a big big family party tonight." > > I swear on the heart of Guadalupe, I could no help my mouth that say, > "Chinga tu madre, puta! Pinche culera, pendeja! Una chingada!" > > I no get my job back but I feel very much better. > > So if you know the people who need the housekeeper in Nueva York, I am > available. I have many experience and work very very hard. I am train to be > very quiet to police and newspapers. I only have the three rules: (1) no > windows, (2) no blogs, (3) no Kennedys. > > Gracias, and remember to vote Rosa for Senate in 2012. > > *http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2009/01/i-am-look-for-the-job.html* > > > > > -- *~@):~{> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
