I was talking to a friend the other day, and he commented on a discussion a friend of his had with a; "you should be thankful you have a job" guy.
His friend smiled and told the guy; "No, *you* should be thankful I have a job. Because if I didn't, I might just take your money, and your car, and go live in your house, and watch your TV, and sleep with your wife". The guy walked away speechless. I guess the conservative solution is to buy a gun. But to quote Gene Wilder in Blazing Saddles; "No, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad". --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
