It would have been better and or irrelevant (would not have ever happened) if Israel had settled in North Dakota.
Peace, Doc On Feb 4, 7:11 pm, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > From: *Travis* > Date: Wed, Feb 4, 2009 > Subject: Top Ten Reasons Gitmo Should Be on Alcatraz > > http://townhall.com/columnists/ChuckNorris/2009/02/03/top_ten_reasons... > > Top Ten Reasons Gitmo Should Be on Alcatraz > Chuck Norris > Tuesday, February 03, 2009 > > When I heard about the possibility that the terrorist detention camp at > Guantanamo Bay Naval Base (Gitmo) will move to Alcatraz Island in the middle > of the San Francisco Bay, I got excited. Ideas from economic stimuli to > renewed patriotism started flooding my mind. > > <http://magazine.townhall.com/coulter> > > Here are the top 10 reasons I believe Gitmo should be moved to Alcatraz: > > 10. D-Block. Not the hip-hop group, but the row of solitary confinement > cells at Alcatraz. Need I say more? (Of course, "Gitmo and the Golden Gates" > might make a hit rap song, too.) > > 9. It is rumored that "Dirty Harry" (Clint Eastwood's notoriously tough San > Francisco cop character) still roams the streets with his .44 Magnum. Would > terrorists really try to escape if he were across the bay? Do they feel that > lucky? Well, do they? > > 8. It would give Congress something better on which to spend those hundreds > of billions of dollars in bailout money than the absolute waste of more Wall > Street bonuses and partisan pork. > > 7. My buddy the Governator needs a bailout, and the new "Hasta la Vista, > Alcatraz" tour could be a gigantic boost for California tourism. > > 6. It's about time for a sequel to "Escape From Alcatraz," called "Bet Your > A-- That You Better Stay on 'The Rock.'" > > 5. Tony Bennett wants to produce his new smash single, "I Left My Terrorist > in San Francisco." > > 4. The only text in the prison library and school would be my latest book, > "Black Belt Patriotism -- How to Reawaken America," with daily memory tests > to see whether the detainees can recite the appendices containing the > Declaration of Independence, our Constitution and the Ten Commandments. > > 3. Because House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., was a big advocate for > Gitmo's closing and seeing as her district includes Alcatraz Island, let her > deal with its aftermath. Pelosi even could help guard the captives with > binoculars from her San Francisco high-rise. > > 2. Recently commuted border agents Ignacio Ramos and Jose Alonso Compean > need new jobs and are willing to train and head up Alcatraz's new team of > correctional officers. > > 1. I'm volunteering to be the new warden, and I pledge to make "The Rock" a > Chucktatorship. > > Are you with me? > > All joking aside, remember when America was known as being tough and > compassionate? Will we now polarize from waterboarding to being pantywaists? > > Do most really believe it makes sense to shut down Gitmo for world > adulation, while we possibly put Americans at greater risk by relocating > these jihadists within our borders? > > Is Time magazine serious when it suggests six possible domestic military > facilities, from New York City to San Diego, as the new home for these > enemies of the state? > > Was Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa., serious when he told Fox News last week that > he'd offer his own district as a future dwelling place for the 245 Gitmo > terrorist detainees? He said: "Sure, I'd take them. They're no more > dangerous in my district than in Guantanamo. … There's no reason not to put > them in prisons in the United States and handle them the way they would > handle any other prisoners." > > Do Americans really want terrorists -- such as Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the > mastermind of 9/11 -- on our soil?! > > In Robert Spencer's excellent new book, "Stealth Jihad," he documents well > how radical Islam is subverting America via intentional and pervasive > subtleties throughout our culture. Rather than crashing into our buildings > with planes, they're breaking down every stratum of society using our > tolerance and passivity. Rather than overpowering America through combat, > they are influencing Americans of all ages by saturating the soils of our > minds that there is nothing to fear from extreme Islam's theology or > presence. We've shifted from protecting Americans to defending the > terrorists. Our universally accommodative spirit literally is opening the > doors for those who seek to destroy us, and Gitmo is just more proof of > that. > > While we worry about the way the rest of the world sees us, we are stomping > upon the souls of Americans. Have we forgotten so quickly? Can our > politicians not see? Have we lost our 9/11 minds? Gitmo's closing and future > relocation reflects upon the families and friends of those precious souls > who sacrificed everything on the battlefields of the Middle East, in the > Twin Towers, on Flight 93 and at the Pentagon. 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