From: Travis Subject: The very first ever Blonde GUY joke
*The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.....* *And well worth the wait!* *An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. * *They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' * *The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.' * *The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.' * *The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. * *The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. * *The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. * *At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!' * *The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.' * *Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'** * ------------------------------ <http://windowslive.com/online/hotmail?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_HM_AE_Faster_022009> -- *~@):~{> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
