LOL! Me too...love those happy endings! ;-) On Mar 8, 1:08 pm, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > From: Travis > Subject: Curtain rods-priceless! > Date: Sunday, March 8, 2009, > > *CURTAIN RODS * > > *She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and > suitcases. * > > *On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. * > > *On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining > room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted > on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. * > > *When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a > few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain > rods . * > > *She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with > his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. * > > *Then slowly, the house began to smell. * > > *They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. * > > *Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. * > > *Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminat ors were brought in to set > off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in > the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing > worked * > > *People stopped coming over to visit. > Repairmen refused to work in the house. > The maid quit. * > > *Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. * > > *A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not > find a buyer for their stinky house. * > > *Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to ret urn > their calls. * > > *Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a > new place. * > > *The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. * > > *He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said > that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her > divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. * > > *Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price > that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were > to sign the papers that very day. * > > *She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. * > > *A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the > moving company pack everything to take to their new home......... * > > *And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!!!!!! * > > *I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU? > > * > > * > * > > -- > *~@):~{> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum
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