From: Travis Subject: Making a show of things Date: Tuesday, March 10, 2009,
[image: Patriot Humor] <http://link.patriotpost.us/?136-417-417-39549-2987> Can't see this email? Click Here<http://link.patriotpost.us/?136-417-417-39549-2988> . Making a show of things <http://patriotpost.us/images/broadcasts/humor/images/obama-n-pals.jpg> How the economic stimulus works Young Barry in Illinois bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... the horse died." Barry replied, "Well, then just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Barry said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Barry said, "I'm going to raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!" Barry said, "Yes, I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." A month later, the farmer met up with Barry and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?" Barry said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898." The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" Barry said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." Barry now works for the government. And now for cartoons <http://patriotpost.us/images/broadcasts/humor/images/varv03062009a.jpg> <http://patriotpost.us/images/broadcasts/humor/images/lb0306cd.jpg> <http://patriotpost.us/images/broadcasts/humor/images/cb0306j.jpg> <http://patriotpost.us/images/broadcasts/humor/images/varv03082009a.jpg> You have received this email because you are subscribed to Patriot Humor, a service of *The Patriot Post*, the conservative journal of record. To subscribe to Patriot Humor and *The Patriot Post*, link to http://patriotpost.us/subscribe.php<http://link.patriotpost.us/?136-417-417-39549-2987>. To manage your subscription or to unsubscribe, link to http://patriotpost.us/manage.php<http://link.patriotpost.us/?136-417-417-39549-2986>and log in with your email address. *To submit humor items for our consideration, email us at [email protected]* -- *~@):~{> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
