From: Travis
Subject: NOT P/C
Date: Sunday, March 15, 2009,
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*Subject:* NOT P/C
David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I ' ll
bet he does get some ' flak ' from the NAACP, and others such
as Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will absolutely go nuts!!!
David Letterman ' s Top 10 reasons why there are no black
NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won ' t stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can ' t work on car while holding up pants at
the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr .
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN ' T BE
IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They Can ' t wear their helmets sideways.
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