From: *Travis* Date: Wed, Mar 18, 2009 Subject: Irish Humor
*Irish Humor* Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've something' to tell ya." "Of course yo can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. ... But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery." "Oh, God, no!", cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me ..." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Finally, Brenda looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?" "I was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned." "Oh my dear Lord! But you must me tell me true, Tim, did he at least go quickly?" "Well, Brenda, no. In fact, he got out three times to pee." __._,_.___ Messages<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/grendelreport/messages;_ylc=X3oDMTJmZ2VkNThkBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNtc2dzBHN0aW1lAzEyMzczNzQyMzI-> MARKETPLACE ------------------------------ >From kitchen basics to easy recipes - join the Group from Kraft Foods <http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=14k6fdfsj/M=493064.12016295.13271503.10835568/D=groups/S=1705323667:MKP1/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1237381432/L=/B=Yt5ZUkPDhEQ-/J=1237374232533702/K=YTwP6pODKDI33uUKAnEZ1g/A=5530388/R=0/SIG=11nuutlas/*http://explore.yahoo.com/groups/kraftmealsmadesimple/> ------------------------------ Do you think you're Smart? Find out your IQ today. Take our quiz at Quizyou.net.<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=14km45anb/M=730914.13354441.13465017.10835568/D=groups/S=1705323667:MKP1/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1237381432/L=/B=Y95ZUkPDhEQ-/J=1237374232533702/K=YTwP6pODKDI33uUKAnEZ1g/A=5667010/R=0/SIG=12elpv1ko/*http://www.socialtrack.net/redir.aspx?CID=11125&AFID=32673&DID=50240&SID=Ad3> [image: Yahoo! Groups]<http://groups.yahoo.com/;_ylc=X3oDMTJlaHI0cGVtBF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNnZnAEc3RpbWUDMTIzNzM3NDIzMg--> Change settings via the Web<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/grendelreport/join;_ylc=X3oDMTJnMTBzMmNnBF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNzdG5ncwRzdGltZQMxMjM3Mzc0MjMy>(Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest<[email protected]?subject=email+delivery:+Digest>| Switch format to Traditional<[email protected]?subject=change+delivery+format:+Traditional> Visit Your Group <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/grendelreport;_ylc=X3oDMTJlNnM1MG41BF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNocGYEc3RpbWUDMTIzNzM3NDIzMg-->| Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use <http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/>| Unsubscribe <[email protected]?subject=> Recent Activity - 1 New Members<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/grendelreport/members;_ylc=X3oDMTJnN2lvYXNqBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDdnRsBHNsawN2bWJycwRzdGltZQMxMjM3Mzc0MjMy> Visit Your Group <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/grendelreport;_ylc=X3oDMTJmYnRhNjJvBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMTk0ODA2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTMyMzY2NwRzZWMDdnRsBHNsawN2Z2hwBHN0aW1lAzEyMzczNzQyMzI-> 10 Day Club on Yahoo! Groups<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=14hatf5f7/M=493064.12016283.12445687.8674578/D=groups/S=1705323667:NC/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1237381432/L=/B=ZN5ZUkPDhEQ-/J=1237374232533702/K=YTwP6pODKDI33uUKAnEZ1g/A=5202316/R=0/SIG=11aijbghb/*http://new.groups.yahoo.com/allbrangroup> Share the benefits of a high fiber diet. Yahoo! Groups Auto Enthusiast Zone<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=14higl40j/M=493064.12717544.13455789.8674578/D=groups/S=1705323667:NC/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1237381432/L=/B=Zd5ZUkPDhEQ-/J=1237374232533702/K=YTwP6pODKDI33uUKAnEZ1g/A=5658258/R=0/SIG=11ptgj47g/*http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/autoenthusiastzone/> Discover Car Groups Auto Enthusiast Zone Group Charity Stop Cyberbullying<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=14hlrquo4/M=493064.12016306.12445698.8674578/D=groups/S=1705323667:NC/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1237381432/L=/B=Zt5ZUkPDhEQ-/J=1237374232533702/K=YTwP6pODKDI33uUKAnEZ1g/A=5579907/R=0/SIG=113s5impm/*http://www.stopcyberbullying.org/> Keep your kids safe from bullying . __,_._,___ -- *~@):~{> -- *~@):~{> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
