i am blond, though not a democrat, and it MAY be relevant...after all, if i heard a "gunshot" (bisquit can exploding) and passed out , and upon awaking felt something like that behind my head, i MIGHT have thought the same, at least momentarily.
On Apr 23, 10:12 pm, bruce majors <[email protected]> wrote: > Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder > > (the actual AP headline) > > Linda Burnett, 23 a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and > while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. > > Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up > and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. > > One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and > walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she > looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that > she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in > for over an hour. > > The man called the paramedics, who broke into her car because the door was > locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. > > When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on > the back of her head. > > A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud > noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back > of her head. > > When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and > thought it was her brains. > > She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her > brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. > > Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, but I'm certain that's irrelevant. > > ------------------------------ > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.16.4/1145 - Release Date: 11/22/2007 > 11:49 AM > __._,_.___ Messages in this topic > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmericanConservativeRepublicans/message...>( > 1) Reply (via web post) > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmericanConservativeRepublicans/post;_y...>| > Start > a new topic > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmericanConservativeRepublicans/post;_y...> > Messages<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmericanConservativeRepublicans/message...>| > Links<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmericanConservativeRepublicans/links;_...>| > Polls<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmericanConservativeRepublicans/polls;_...> > "To promote the Conservative base within the GOP and RNC” > [image: Yahoo! > Groups]<http://groups.yahoo.com/;_ylc=X3oDMTJlNnV0cHE0BF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycEl...> > Change settings via the > Web<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmericanConservativeRepublicans/join;_y...>(Yahoo! > ID required) > Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily > Digest<[email protected]?subject=email+delivery:+Digest>| > Switch > format to > Traditional<[email protected]?subject=change+delivery+format:+Traditional> > Visit Your Group > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmericanConservativeRepublicans;_ylc=X3...>| > Yahoo! > Groups Terms of Use <http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/> | Unsubscribe > <[email protected]?subject=> > Recent Activity > > - 5 > New > Members<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmericanConservativeRepublicans/members...> > - 1 > New > Links<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmericanConservativeRepublicans/links;_...> > > Visit Your Group > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmericanConservativeRepublicans;_ylc=X3...> > Yahoo! News > > Get it all > here<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=12jk49r3u/M=493064.10729659.12153716.8674...> > > Breaking news to > > entertainment news > Search Ads > > Get new > customers.<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=12j1n85qv/M=493064.10729656.11333347.8674...> > > List your web site > > in Yahoo! Search. > Dog Groups > > on Yahoo! > Groups<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=12j8mdfh0/M=493064.11292562.11840176.8674...> > > discuss everything > > related to dogs. > . > > __,_._,___ > > untitled-2.2 > 2KViewDownload --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
