KIT, Damn man, that one is older than both of us put together.
On May 22, 5:16 pm, Keith In Tampa <[email protected]> wrote: > An, "Oldie But Goodie"!!! > > ============ > > The Republican Fisherman > A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude > and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you > help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know > where I am.' > > The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air > balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above > sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 > > > minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.' > > She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.' > > 'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you know?' > > 'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically > correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still > lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me.' > > The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Democrat.' > > 'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?' > > 'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know where you are or where you are going. > You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made > a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your > problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, > but, somehow, now it's my fault.' --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
