Mermaids are tougher than cows. Anyone who has had sex with both of them would know that. Dik
On Jun 21, 3:18 pm, bruce majors <[email protected]> wrote: > The mermaid and the farm boys > > On a farm out in the country, lived a man and a woman > and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke. > While looking out the window toward the pasture, she > saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the > field. The situation looked hopeless to her - how could > she possibly continue to feed her family now? In a > depressed state of mind, she hung herself. > > When the man awoke to find his wife dead, as well as > the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the > situation, and he shot himself in the head. > > The oldest son woke to discover his parents dead (and > the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and > drown himself. When he reached the river, he discovered > a mermaid sitting on the bank. > > She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your > despair. But if you will have sex with me five times > in a row, then I will restore your parents and the cow > to you." The son agreed to try, but after four times, > he was simply unable to get it up again. So the mermaid > drowned him in the river. > > The second oldest son woke up. After discovering what > had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the > river. > > The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with > me ten times in a row, then I will make everything right." > And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it > was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned > him in the river. > > The youngest son woke up, saw his parents dead, the > dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided > that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down > to the river to throw himself in. And there he also > met the mermaid. > > "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything > right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times > in a row." > > The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty > times in a row?" The mermaid was somewhat taken aback > by this request. > > Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a > row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his > request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?" > > Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have > sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring > everybody back to perfect health." > > Then the young son asked, "Wait! 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